Friday, October 31, 2008

BACK OFF BITCHES!

Sorry to disappoint all the sexy ladies of the world - but this highly desirable hunk of spiced Italian man-meat is now officially off the market. (like it was really on the market anyways...) I managed to ask the question once the Halloween hour struck, not throw-up on myself in a nervous fit, and received a positive response for my efforts. Party to follow. Eventually.

19 comments:

Unknown said...

That's a joke right. You always puke yourself at the worst possible moment.

Anonymous said...

yay Ty and Jess! Congratz Congratz!

Anonymous said...

You are too adorable for words. Marriage is rad.

Anonymous said...

Hells yeah. Awesome.

Anonymous said...

Congrats to you both!

Fiend Without A Face said...

I'm glad to see that Jess finally made an honest man out of you yet.

I can only imagine the married life posts that will ensue.

Anonymous said...

Wow man, congrats!

Bridget the Flogging Molly Chick said...

Congrats guys!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations, and we are certain it must be true love (not to be confused with "to blathe"), because Ty often decried the bonds of marriage.

If your rings aren't inscribed with the Black Speech of Mordor, we'll be disappointed.

Oh, and Amy did a happy dance for you guys.

Unknown said...

I did the happy dance for Ty and Jess too. But I'm old, and a little gas snuck out.

Anonymous said...

is an iron maiden cover band going to play at the wedding?

congratulations

L. Vetock said...

Congrats to you both. Jerm did a thigh dance in your honor. Hope Jess is up for the task of puttin' up with your ass for the rest of her life.

Chris Horse said...

Wait, you're not gay?

WTF

Anonymous said...

I am no bitch. I will not "BACK OFF." Our love affair will continue, I don't care how perminant the ring is...your mine.

Ack Ack Ack said...

Oh, anonymous. I mean Jake. Only you can make typos so sweet.

Anonymous said...

Yea, your typos aren't nearly as good, Tie Fiennochearro.

Fiend Without A Face said...

Ha ha ha, SPELLING!

Anonymous said...

congrats to you both!

Boomshanka,

Dan