tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68067577091348402202024-03-05T10:58:54.322-05:00Slayer PlacematAll about Slayer and Slayer Related Placemats.Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.comBlogger296125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-75070908570897911502011-10-07T12:15:00.003-04:002011-10-07T12:25:54.849-04:00NO ONE'S SAFENo nonononono I see what you did there. Turns out comic book based shows can make make crazee ca$$$$h, and AMC has been making the big networks look bad. So, we'll grab a comic property of our own (Fables) and let it sit forever while we decide whether to do this or not. But wait, said comic is based on public domain figures you say? Hmmm, let's just grab the ideas, slap some LOST writers on it, not pay the original writer, and do this on our own! Hey, we did LOST, remember?<br /><br />Basically, talent would have to be paid accordingly. Which is so 1960. Sooooo ABC would rather make up their own version (now with shitty LOST Easter Eggs!) of the story with characters that are already public domain than have to pay for any Fables talent. Plus they have complete control to stuff LOST bullshit in there as they please. Here's to riding the LOST train into the ground. Wheeeeeeooooooooo!<br /><br />I'm hoping/guessing 6 episodes, canceled, and no lesson learned - instead of acknowledging/paying for talent and having something potentially great. Excellent job asshats.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object height="284" width="500"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/15__iA1MTqc?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/15__iA1MTqc?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="284" width="500"></embed></object><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Fuck. You.<br /></div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-70877762314580736452011-09-21T11:10:00.003-04:002011-09-21T11:13:30.376-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaT5lsjr-tCoe_zWzf-vncAJf6zDBzRuDfQBzopp4KyrwP0Uq6jxeeItB734O6pnlVbheQUVixAtMh4F6oFJLdz3qKgJBnDi8rPLyYgZATizYzKSuO2LZEh3piwEEKdBe9jwLSe66alFY/s1600/turboforcegrinder.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaT5lsjr-tCoe_zWzf-vncAJf6zDBzRuDfQBzopp4KyrwP0Uq6jxeeItB734O6pnlVbheQUVixAtMh4F6oFJLdz3qKgJBnDi8rPLyYgZATizYzKSuO2LZEh3piwEEKdBe9jwLSe66alFY/s400/turboforcegrinder.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5654830899795916402" border="0" /></a>When it came time for pops to buy a meat grinder due to dissatisfaction with standard store bought ground beef - he went for the top shelf. The Turbo shelf. The same shelf that now holds his Ferarri wine bottler as well as the STX TURBOFORCE.Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-7100563469554531092011-09-19T11:19:00.003-04:002011-09-19T11:23:33.288-04:00MINTY MAD<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLNrR1L65FVMVOxjNQfNO3HN-AasyiH3Y17R6Q9e0wTiKgF39EPEIrWtAAZFqnUQlPc1v-3GEZHubBEU6a7tcJgjtMEIe52ymmXR-4SMI6tgi7WtBoqt1wuBp1YoU3szmhmCfj4Iars4k/s1600/mtmadnesssssss.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLNrR1L65FVMVOxjNQfNO3HN-AasyiH3Y17R6Q9e0wTiKgF39EPEIrWtAAZFqnUQlPc1v-3GEZHubBEU6a7tcJgjtMEIe52ymmXR-4SMI6tgi7WtBoqt1wuBp1YoU3szmhmCfj4Iars4k/s400/mtmadnesssssss.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5654091401514447634" border="0" /></a>So another year goes by.<br /></div><br />I received a sweet 1st Ed. copy of <span style="font-style: italic;">At The Mountains Of Madness</span> this morning. There's a weird reflection on the cover that makes it look otherwise, but it's like it just came off the printer in '64.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Oh, I breathed it in. Yum.<br /></div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-71598023480643826062011-09-15T17:02:00.003-04:002011-09-15T17:11:10.415-04:00ON LIFE SUPPORT, BUT ALIVE or I GOT LAZY.Ha, I'd never forget this tried and true vein of wordsmith grandeur! Here's a new samplin' of trashy wordzzzzz - go:<br /><br />Oh Saved By The Bell. Not good enough for the Disney Channel, but eventually just fine for the TBS - THE SUPERSTATION. Remember those F'd up <a href="http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/International/usa/tbs/images/tbs-movieguide1.jpg" target="_blank">schedule times</a>? Everything was on at like 4:05 or 10:10 or some multiple of :05. To make it weirder it was also channel 5 back home.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheSCW6ZMVtO6ZqnysuZu3VpSOLWenJH6yI_JRjNdsoX4q_2EcjNk4nMwKQKC9OHtwaUUYZd3V2KUqukspNVOZnN0e_ChPhXNzQPH2imCar9dQRPYzlGUr2raezdbwbodT7pFdeyb_DqXc/s1600/Peter+bonerz.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheSCW6ZMVtO6ZqnysuZu3VpSOLWenJH6yI_JRjNdsoX4q_2EcjNk4nMwKQKC9OHtwaUUYZd3V2KUqukspNVOZnN0e_ChPhXNzQPH2imCar9dQRPYzlGUr2raezdbwbodT7pFdeyb_DqXc/s400/Peter+bonerz.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5652695188794962226" border="0" /></a>I ramble with direction(?). Maybe the original incarnation "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ9n_vzVOwY" target="_blank">Good Morning Miss Bliss</a>" didn't stay on the Disney channel due to the director's porn star name. What was with Boner and the 80's. Growing Pains had a friggin' character named Boner. What made it OK to use Boner as nickname? How did he get it? Why didn't we get to see that very special episode crossover with Blossom? Or maybe it was the god awful theme song. Argh.<br /><br />Anyways, perhaps it was due to a young Urkel Jaleel White being present in the pilot episode. Lawd knows his soon to be un-mind-wipable character was dying to get out of it's skin after <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9wOjL9neGU&feature=player_detailpage#t=305s" target="_blank">that one Oreo commercial</a>. Man they also gave his ass a sweet <a href="http://www.diseno-art.com/images/bmw_isetta_open.jpg" target="_blank">Isetta</a> to drive around in later seasons if I recall.<br /><br />I'm going to go swing wooden swords at things <a href="http://superiormartialarts.com/images20/hakama.jpg" target="_blank">while wearing a man dress</a>.Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-69086020629039110642011-07-14T12:05:00.004-04:002011-07-14T12:23:04.587-04:00LET'S MAKE TRASH FUN or NIGHTMARES FOR ALL<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9901ItBfw2DFqfYtkoSM08sWn3eoswFTxC9TI7h3tUaBOm_Ws8-pQSHQBsu7dg3-XfCUZEdw7sXLOQZl6kPyo1uTePZSqHlJCjZ_m_TXVxGR9Vq7GJXgETA9f84-1hSgNS0pu5m7TuPM/s1600/trash2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9901ItBfw2DFqfYtkoSM08sWn3eoswFTxC9TI7h3tUaBOm_Ws8-pQSHQBsu7dg3-XfCUZEdw7sXLOQZl6kPyo1uTePZSqHlJCjZ_m_TXVxGR9Vq7GJXgETA9f84-1hSgNS0pu5m7TuPM/s400/trash2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629243496044156498" border="0" /></a>Here are some creepy ass trashcans from a boardwalk kiddie fun zone type place. They've been there for years and always plagued my sleep a little. Especially the panda, that one's face is all crumpled and looks like it's about to explode.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbTBzOcND0qbuZ5xYFtdwZXk44GvsaNMpjTlVnrPdUWGlXGp3qICKZA1ubtmCuI9pO6DmdORADt2e8_lPrMZUNaCOJViqDRDqqhJiycRHfRdgLYLoQ0wND4YbDAMXqtdUSY-vGDog02No/s1600/trash1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbTBzOcND0qbuZ5xYFtdwZXk44GvsaNMpjTlVnrPdUWGlXGp3qICKZA1ubtmCuI9pO6DmdORADt2e8_lPrMZUNaCOJViqDRDqqhJiycRHfRdgLYLoQ0wND4YbDAMXqtdUSY-vGDog02No/s400/trash1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629243502960379346" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaA9MXFr0IoDUkfS7ovaAV4IV4NOBerruYNE8eAnsIqbQUuO30kQkISuZtLDDrsPW25p1PK4p2jJ0QVvxJqfv9GHwRd_yhVdJwvzwHIJ3OBQzuDBBGkt583VshMgRVY1WO1Mr-pXQZ0NU/s1600/trash3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaA9MXFr0IoDUkfS7ovaAV4IV4NOBerruYNE8eAnsIqbQUuO30kQkISuZtLDDrsPW25p1PK4p2jJ0QVvxJqfv9GHwRd_yhVdJwvzwHIJ3OBQzuDBBGkt583VshMgRVY1WO1Mr-pXQZ0NU/s400/trash3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629243495478252626" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwTLEAFOZ1E7BaOgJQOsqfL2odD_H7YDytgDcKIhu6Ix2ptLd-YdbovvXzrJVczjVKEFSwUTOZg0YpEzbUF3XAnab71WjJ02BI4kvqB65oRIaHQ3HyI3DykEOq_htCZZ_mfvzeoLLEcL0/s1600/trash4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwTLEAFOZ1E7BaOgJQOsqfL2odD_H7YDytgDcKIhu6Ix2ptLd-YdbovvXzrJVczjVKEFSwUTOZg0YpEzbUF3XAnab71WjJ02BI4kvqB65oRIaHQ3HyI3DykEOq_htCZZ_mfvzeoLLEcL0/s400/trash4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629243494003062386" border="0" /></a>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-23455030637124296732011-07-10T09:01:00.004-04:002011-07-10T09:09:29.320-04:00DO THEY HAVE A UNCF IN CHINA?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6yLiYy8v2EFMdc69S5WLzIaR_j6AnRVaF_x_htgoCVgBUMrtu95pS7YBlKqR_XNbFT4eEVsa9FKFSk5yz_PnABocggT8SoOZRD_VOKgrugPr_A0GQqcmJB9gjIbRjURtEXx9iqT1dR4o/s1600/notronaut.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 141px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6yLiYy8v2EFMdc69S5WLzIaR_j6AnRVaF_x_htgoCVgBUMrtu95pS7YBlKqR_XNbFT4eEVsa9FKFSk5yz_PnABocggT8SoOZRD_VOKgrugPr_A0GQqcmJB9gjIbRjURtEXx9iqT1dR4o/s400/notronaut.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627708161840372514" border="0" /></a>This ironical Space Shuttle ladden sidebar ad was flashing on the side of one of my crummy email accounts. I guess kids have to adjust the whole "astronaut!" thing when they answer this well worn question. Lil' dudes should probably start with "learn Chinese!" before they jump to astronaut.Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-89609387273362276562011-06-21T13:03:00.008-04:002011-06-21T13:33:01.552-04:00VEGAS. WHY?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwmX5zrBrh5gEjZwy6925-fBnH8rqrhNgyNzJR3kPPMSck28wOiuQQav-cL-3SY4grvk-7d-II8ND2_gVG45VG8C1e3TW0lYh5l0YOVUId8VfVb5ykeejYK92-TKT9Ulm27yqm_ZpGweQ/s1600/fundungeon.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwmX5zrBrh5gEjZwy6925-fBnH8rqrhNgyNzJR3kPPMSck28wOiuQQav-cL-3SY4grvk-7d-II8ND2_gVG45VG8C1e3TW0lYh5l0YOVUId8VfVb5ykeejYK92-TKT9Ulm27yqm_ZpGweQ/s400/fundungeon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724787471629602" border="0" /></a>Vegas is loud and obnoxious and dumb. Being stuck here an extra pair of days alone is only cementing my dislike for this hole. Staring at a fake Statue of Liberty isn't helping. Or the pool closing at 5. Or the inability to find edible food for under 30 bucks. Ugh. I'll admit some affinity for the downtown old Vegas stuff, with the crazy lights and stuff. But the strip is just, yeech. So, here's just a few snapshots of the reasons why this place sucks so badly.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSxAGKuzrlFjzXSpL0DLmFj6mDRrc6pYD2wFzwm8r9lx0lOqwm64MTN61sQZIivYAat7F6y4RQJ5e4_Ex1NU1tJ4_Y4oTsTrl7b4jyxkf8uaLcR7sK4di8cgrzyo39dRUX2KQH5ILM0O8/s1600/legs.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 332px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSxAGKuzrlFjzXSpL0DLmFj6mDRrc6pYD2wFzwm8r9lx0lOqwm64MTN61sQZIivYAat7F6y4RQJ5e4_Ex1NU1tJ4_Y4oTsTrl7b4jyxkf8uaLcR7sK4di8cgrzyo39dRUX2KQH5ILM0O8/s400/legs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724784413054402" border="0" /></a>I dunno, sure.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDCmezRnJhyphenhyphenKldZt2GKuz7qUfRzwfqpnzRNDcpzDwlfBs6XDpIvA5oGUdf939uSupuq8PQDxvVV4Sh-UJjkRilJrr3CmX1v7a7XTFLLli3QXid8LBIKe1VWnYfLWck0Fqoj1SIvE1HosE/s1600/eifel.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 382px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDCmezRnJhyphenhyphenKldZt2GKuz7qUfRzwfqpnzRNDcpzDwlfBs6XDpIvA5oGUdf939uSupuq8PQDxvVV4Sh-UJjkRilJrr3CmX1v7a7XTFLLli3QXid8LBIKe1VWnYfLWck0Fqoj1SIvE1HosE/s400/eifel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724779438113314" border="0" /></a>Sluts love them some Eiffel Tower shaped drinks. Comes in three flavors!<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPNV9Wb3M6bw0XgLSBB3c4kQwF7SzMbbh19QkCHRUFLOhCHfqC__4it5efplCDvS4diUNk-YTAfU278eUmZn1Ihj0gUuMcJsAoJOSfWaVZgmD5i2xY1brw0wR8yVq5v2prbHxRxetkm0M/s1600/treehorror.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPNV9Wb3M6bw0XgLSBB3c4kQwF7SzMbbh19QkCHRUFLOhCHfqC__4it5efplCDvS4diUNk-YTAfU278eUmZn1Ihj0gUuMcJsAoJOSfWaVZgmD5i2xY1brw0wR8yVq5v2prbHxRxetkm0M/s400/treehorror.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724797808480082" border="0" /></a>Hunter S Thompson wouldn't need drugs to freak out nowadays.<br />Shit like this is everywhere.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijV1O9JLeYwFKH7AI38aM7lDnMC_v5u1GmS3lSA0CB2I1ksNNrV_yv5DrCB8rAHZMOmhnb7jpNCK0rIEsM3Dj1D_6IjTOMcuq_e0XV6iH3mu7xNJdzRDGV-_CHqB5I0TSRGk3FYgbbFWw/s1600/babescar.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 235px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijV1O9JLeYwFKH7AI38aM7lDnMC_v5u1GmS3lSA0CB2I1ksNNrV_yv5DrCB8rAHZMOmhnb7jpNCK0rIEsM3Dj1D_6IjTOMcuq_e0XV6iH3mu7xNJdzRDGV-_CHqB5I0TSRGk3FYgbbFWw/s400/babescar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724602829128178" border="0" /></a>Bang trucks are everywhere.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVo74OouTHmO56T3h4LtavxTB7tDnHccCKxmN2ZrwPUiasS1OjNSoXa392zP-f-Pi8IE-T7a-8xTtxaRfy-RqNV42xLRDov36v82VVZ8zuaZCqdra8ELklSbubsp5X4cvQVT33p4iWi5s/s1600/bumblebee.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVo74OouTHmO56T3h4LtavxTB7tDnHccCKxmN2ZrwPUiasS1OjNSoXa392zP-f-Pi8IE-T7a-8xTtxaRfy-RqNV42xLRDov36v82VVZ8zuaZCqdra8ELklSbubsp5X4cvQVT33p4iWi5s/s400/bumblebee.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724597133772002" border="0" /></a>Crummy Transformers.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3DVGbAFKzpfnShxMl0Xa5-_D3FgF44VPOTpai7nGXuj6ehOIFdv6WyfIknF9WyUNZ3ha8JjlVt6W3nbU3yYU5lwhbVjE9kkN3dPTn2fK1Y-fJOnxh24DqgVPF7pzpIBg-ANr8s3ASpsg/s1600/ballons.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 244px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3DVGbAFKzpfnShxMl0Xa5-_D3FgF44VPOTpai7nGXuj6ehOIFdv6WyfIknF9WyUNZ3ha8JjlVt6W3nbU3yYU5lwhbVjE9kkN3dPTn2fK1Y-fJOnxh24DqgVPF7pzpIBg-ANr8s3ASpsg/s400/ballons.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724586850835970" border="0" /></a>Nightmare clowns with balloons.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlKd6CN9blY0Ysg4Tz0VnvxPKPn0SsIPj1QzeCNiulKSemMIDR9SUOJf5bA679IrQ0EejQKeF4eyvkrcBY7qV6aGnyILvSAjcp46ivRPLhUURXtQqRR8UUhS-f2yuGtf_TPQ-On5M3_m8/s1600/mj.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 290px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlKd6CN9blY0Ysg4Tz0VnvxPKPn0SsIPj1QzeCNiulKSemMIDR9SUOJf5bA679IrQ0EejQKeF4eyvkrcBY7qV6aGnyILvSAjcp46ivRPLhUURXtQqRR8UUhS-f2yuGtf_TPQ-On5M3_m8/s400/mj.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724586400553570" border="0" /></a>MJ and Robot MJ.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4mZ2sKn_oj_h2mFw1MW1n-qdHPrkaYduFI8LFRH_SpMiuM1ut8iQFZ0ZeScE0pEg0qfsKQeDz6Z5oB4Thz1q4_Q5z0SbMBmo1-ZtWk5VfcwUfaI28dlDw5hypczfOgb_1GlSzP-xiyi0/s1600/foliagebike.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4mZ2sKn_oj_h2mFw1MW1n-qdHPrkaYduFI8LFRH_SpMiuM1ut8iQFZ0ZeScE0pEg0qfsKQeDz6Z5oB4Thz1q4_Q5z0SbMBmo1-ZtWk5VfcwUfaI28dlDw5hypczfOgb_1GlSzP-xiyi0/s400/foliagebike.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724603973350786" border="0" /></a>Topiary shaped like motorcycles.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU7C6bd-5SkUd0zPc4g6DOAXeltgD6Uq4c3YQuGAD1BGE7JSowrd2SPx9MPBTuSa3l3hS3Wcqay_X4c7sQxFMweSaAyLRSFBjsKJiRkW65_Ggs-DXCqNj2W-HaBIDvIHah34eKYi-HYdM/s1600/slottourney.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU7C6bd-5SkUd0zPc4g6DOAXeltgD6Uq4c3YQuGAD1BGE7JSowrd2SPx9MPBTuSa3l3hS3Wcqay_X4c7sQxFMweSaAyLRSFBjsKJiRkW65_Ggs-DXCqNj2W-HaBIDvIHah34eKYi-HYdM/s400/slottourney.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724340425139474" border="0" /></a>Yup.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWjOEnD8dRADqwLvSGI33oAnrwNrbtx4oOSe2ap4tz11NbgswKLXZZh5YFmmEmBeXAaXguj30K8qkvzbOV5IAM3GjaoC1UqM6kkojwM5TSMOo5mDKmphg7iGDMG5gW_HE3WJzi7XPnrT4/s1600/preph.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWjOEnD8dRADqwLvSGI33oAnrwNrbtx4oOSe2ap4tz11NbgswKLXZZh5YFmmEmBeXAaXguj30K8qkvzbOV5IAM3GjaoC1UqM6kkojwM5TSMOo5mDKmphg7iGDMG5gW_HE3WJzi7XPnrT4/s400/preph.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724327844098946" border="0" /></a>For after a hard day of slots tournaments.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS3m-ePwdnRirpyCCW2or7mM9-g3od12KVSdwt3sBxG3m3i5qIhUm23aZnmQWft9ifbWpOJ2BM1Y8kF4ZPIBqJ5tgA9fFq19tHXAujkoUTkgtDlLo2KRGOVA7XydLTGr9jcZ3GESMhASU/s1600/rug5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS3m-ePwdnRirpyCCW2or7mM9-g3od12KVSdwt3sBxG3m3i5qIhUm23aZnmQWft9ifbWpOJ2BM1Y8kF4ZPIBqJ5tgA9fFq19tHXAujkoUTkgtDlLo2KRGOVA7XydLTGr9jcZ3GESMhASU/s400/rug5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724323881927090" border="0" /></a>Rug horror after horror. The tacky design levels are set to kill.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCEl_IkMJJpPmBd4I8TEG-mrx3j7YvJKSK6YhFIHU4pwMHOgBxFRC0ZHq9ObBJtKADto7yyBJD4QKW3E45cPacmaH2QDoSd9RvI_rUOE2SrC5fG_Gz-J0zScNG4zo4w9RINTBfVXWe_vY/s1600/rug4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCEl_IkMJJpPmBd4I8TEG-mrx3j7YvJKSK6YhFIHU4pwMHOgBxFRC0ZHq9ObBJtKADto7yyBJD4QKW3E45cPacmaH2QDoSd9RvI_rUOE2SrC5fG_Gz-J0zScNG4zo4w9RINTBfVXWe_vY/s400/rug4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724326774214530" border="0" /></a>More yuck.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIBGCT8U_gXtLj4oC1HbxYck-s_2Rh58f_ug5qSZp4wCCCBQej_pZAJeajn-8g1S81m_5K3mjlYujGKwLWtwY3Tcrq14aux0os7bybNVYLeqTHCp-6TLhy0OuCDX_YXLK4IdHokPmKNq4/s1600/nysign.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 128px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIBGCT8U_gXtLj4oC1HbxYck-s_2Rh58f_ug5qSZp4wCCCBQej_pZAJeajn-8g1S81m_5K3mjlYujGKwLWtwY3Tcrq14aux0os7bybNVYLeqTHCp-6TLhy0OuCDX_YXLK4IdHokPmKNq4/s400/nysign.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724347042152722" border="0" /></a>This entire sign is offensive.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKFXk23005Jr4yZxoR0Yik-qeoo3rGVO0gA1DLg4Ea9klCeISIfbzXK0lFEvVm-4e2IcbdLp7hZcOKXRv_VPp86MSByprDANcn4efiqt27iKEWs_8qf2PanDT18UqFOMhy9axcxIQa_Z8/s1600/rug2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKFXk23005Jr4yZxoR0Yik-qeoo3rGVO0gA1DLg4Ea9klCeISIfbzXK0lFEvVm-4e2IcbdLp7hZcOKXRv_VPp86MSByprDANcn4efiqt27iKEWs_8qf2PanDT18UqFOMhy9axcxIQa_Z8/s400/rug2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724090787413330" border="0" /></a>Fuck.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlvCz11z3npPN_yjxiN6CAoblhMX67HGPEF7SSrv_BpkylXySxbA3AIbQ73QO_7IJJzcWUAUZYR8rJKR90aJ56U8y9_N6UY9rU_Nigu1s5lVP4ZhRu1ZtR_DvB3LfgI2VNA-1_XkbuE8o/s1600/rug1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlvCz11z3npPN_yjxiN6CAoblhMX67HGPEF7SSrv_BpkylXySxbA3AIbQ73QO_7IJJzcWUAUZYR8rJKR90aJ56U8y9_N6UY9rU_Nigu1s5lVP4ZhRu1ZtR_DvB3LfgI2VNA-1_XkbuE8o/s400/rug1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724088054931234" border="0" /></a>Getting dizzy now.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhtIl6cLl4eYo_URwHn4Yjb9EHIU72GXdtQrur2c7k2SbVXvftqjbK21eUadONnh3EsWwPZIuQr0cfh_i6YvPpXUGINNEUkvVBLDHsNeJ7d7MKNXkhpayMnAYmJQN1T6-h618sN3y81y0/s1600/slottinman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 246px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhtIl6cLl4eYo_URwHn4Yjb9EHIU72GXdtQrur2c7k2SbVXvftqjbK21eUadONnh3EsWwPZIuQr0cfh_i6YvPpXUGINNEUkvVBLDHsNeJ7d7MKNXkhpayMnAYmJQN1T6-h618sN3y81y0/s400/slottinman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724079675504818" border="0" /></a>Maniacal slots? Check.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1mfeeatpySSGW_gBkHtW8r5EMbDYdXbBtFWC8vEQfTeHKqYmKJjchihGowNORSoE-upZKY74A5WXYrQ-Rz_cHH69UL7eDUrNhZG9PkSOmTnNDmfFM7fQSvuJHBI9QZhpObBt3F-tp9zk/s1600/slotvampire.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 279px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1mfeeatpySSGW_gBkHtW8r5EMbDYdXbBtFWC8vEQfTeHKqYmKJjchihGowNORSoE-upZKY74A5WXYrQ-Rz_cHH69UL7eDUrNhZG9PkSOmTnNDmfFM7fQSvuJHBI9QZhpObBt3F-tp9zk/s400/slotvampire.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724074325880706" border="0" /></a>Vampires? Yeah.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGfYxuUAfu_sl-BT2CnQ6GveZNztxsFNYcNtye66wAWi8wShbnfl6-zMAtAzJqxG7pKyZy-fDpsN6HgXLbJ-b8n16Rk2KHy4w-KXuLlupjzYshltvSfvhOq79hamSnmLBLnwbyhODuiqE/s1600/rug3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGfYxuUAfu_sl-BT2CnQ6GveZNztxsFNYcNtye66wAWi8wShbnfl6-zMAtAzJqxG7pKyZy-fDpsN6HgXLbJ-b8n16Rk2KHy4w-KXuLlupjzYshltvSfvhOq79hamSnmLBLnwbyhODuiqE/s400/rug3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620724097455606402" border="0" /></a>I slipped into another dimension for a moment here.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKEv1KFOl1NsL159PVwAjagfI79lTUd2LOaVCnkHFCKb_r-PS972aziiGwwiBzteWF6vRPKH7FLpHGzplDzpT1Vn-_vnKAblYlOr5G5yOQachl0vFVVNytVURtN0YKVMFcwZow_Rmwe1M/s1600/slotchilli.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKEv1KFOl1NsL159PVwAjagfI79lTUd2LOaVCnkHFCKb_r-PS972aziiGwwiBzteWF6vRPKH7FLpHGzplDzpT1Vn-_vnKAblYlOr5G5yOQachl0vFVVNytVURtN0YKVMFcwZow_Rmwe1M/s400/slotchilli.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620723771301136994" border="0" /></a>Spelling?<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRLp5HDGdBZoDtoWRuBfRvZrjFIIZPNDAyigM1Hb_e43qlS3vcyedCV_rItmp-GKazXFFvfJnzchyphenhyphenwG1iOGKMxHt0B5Eh5qxY5t7WkjSTQ3dEAVlt-6FzGJfvre34eeXUDcg7bv1ZPuWs/s1600/slotgold.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRLp5HDGdBZoDtoWRuBfRvZrjFIIZPNDAyigM1Hb_e43qlS3vcyedCV_rItmp-GKazXFFvfJnzchyphenhyphenwG1iOGKMxHt0B5Eh5qxY5t7WkjSTQ3dEAVlt-6FzGJfvre34eeXUDcg7bv1ZPuWs/s400/slotgold.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620723763910329538" border="0" /></a>I love gold.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_QBMGY0S79Cfv8WlNWw2261D0tRbrQsSxiUKiGade0pmn-s-CHoTGtsA0VpRf2g3aDUycpYJuaMp7O-mVkUK3VuXS1X-iH5yDe0_519vw7KvClPpJOOW6NSRH-hQcvQLoVHfJdZgnzoU/s1600/slotromance.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 351px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_QBMGY0S79Cfv8WlNWw2261D0tRbrQsSxiUKiGade0pmn-s-CHoTGtsA0VpRf2g3aDUycpYJuaMp7O-mVkUK3VuXS1X-iH5yDe0_519vw7KvClPpJOOW6NSRH-hQcvQLoVHfJdZgnzoU/s400/slotromance.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620723760074573698" border="0" /></a>320,000 credits of Romance.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNBLMZesNHK7XMRtM4gAh_BYfPyPBx6KhThIKPUwKBh3ZYLwvud3HdJdfaQYRHB6pJvwucLCWMCbdpDYHFOBuP7WK7eReS7vB0xIR-d03TpNjStXiWdFyTyiSXaSVF3ypHO4fJE0cuKcM/s1600/slotcherry.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 354px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNBLMZesNHK7XMRtM4gAh_BYfPyPBx6KhThIKPUwKBh3ZYLwvud3HdJdfaQYRHB6pJvwucLCWMCbdpDYHFOBuP7WK7eReS7vB0xIR-d03TpNjStXiWdFyTyiSXaSVF3ypHO4fJE0cuKcM/s400/slotcherry.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620723770614543282" border="0" /></a>Cherries with pants.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmRGJOoQllP4qfsn0F800P7GSDasYR_5q5X2JTZRm8mm_UosogvEkelRksEOO1MgE-D-UCDU8iGToqyoppCOEa5p9bA_mvedc57Rv4WK6cAd_kR0E9_GCi7yzf3R2sS521jK0i4oWtNd8/s1600/slotkitty.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmRGJOoQllP4qfsn0F800P7GSDasYR_5q5X2JTZRm8mm_UosogvEkelRksEOO1MgE-D-UCDU8iGToqyoppCOEa5p9bA_mvedc57Rv4WK6cAd_kR0E9_GCi7yzf3R2sS521jK0i4oWtNd8/s400/slotkitty.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620723753889160722" border="0" /></a>You can't keeps cats out of anything. Same goes for glitter.<br /></div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-12529698210579249682011-06-09T15:13:00.002-04:002011-06-09T15:15:46.212-04:00THE GREATEST PHOTOGRAPH EVER TAKEN (DIGITALLY)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg44KEApgRB2Edin92xqMx_3yaa0HITeSfxTfYjYlsqBz4lgfwEGdufmbEIMczXeQNOlaOdvj2qW_xSDwDmHePLJaL_Mo9ptkaS9JwOoPzP3PeSIoqtgOIdKqad6mLa1z5mEryFiUidlT0/s1600/jajajajajajajajakoooo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg44KEApgRB2Edin92xqMx_3yaa0HITeSfxTfYjYlsqBz4lgfwEGdufmbEIMczXeQNOlaOdvj2qW_xSDwDmHePLJaL_Mo9ptkaS9JwOoPzP3PeSIoqtgOIdKqad6mLa1z5mEryFiUidlT0/s400/jajajajajajajajakoooo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616300625704686546" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">I don't know who is responsible for it, but it is exemplary.</div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-44711927723396748792011-06-06T16:09:00.009-04:002011-06-07T09:47:19.221-04:00THE RETURN OF HAROLD AND THE RISE OF JL421 BADONKADONK<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9ad0YNlMLYhopRycOVH4EpGlj7XX8udO0HNZ0D9fv71Ck6MeHdJjMLC-OVPOmhgLAtP9Gx74ipecEiFCI7fUxpjlJ5k_aZxrr1w-JUJZJZq0bsmWiHv97HdQZE_rZhcQzwcx0ZEfiH7E/s1600/haroldhead.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 339px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9ad0YNlMLYhopRycOVH4EpGlj7XX8udO0HNZ0D9fv71Ck6MeHdJjMLC-OVPOmhgLAtP9Gx74ipecEiFCI7fUxpjlJ5k_aZxrr1w-JUJZJZq0bsmWiHv97HdQZE_rZhcQzwcx0ZEfiH7E/s400/haroldhead.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5615211121179330882" border="0" /></a>Remember Hobo Pete & Harold? Of course you do, you're a loyal Placemaniac. He kept haunting me via pop-up ads wherever I traveled. And he was the subject of a pile of photoshops, bunches of which I have yet to post. (Review the Hobo Pete/Harold Saga here: <a href="http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2009/12/hobo-grants.html" target="_blank">0</a> <a href="http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2009/12/im-in-your-house-now.html" target="_blank">1</a> <a href="http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2010/01/harold.html" target="_blank">2</a> <a href="http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2010/03/harold-has-seen-better-days.html" target="_blank">3</a> <a href="http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2010/01/final-harold-probably.html" target="_blank">4</a>)<br /><br />So anyway, I was stalking Amazon's lesser known regions and came across <a href="http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header" target="_blank">The Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank</a>. Yes, click the link, I'll wait.<br /><br />I guess you can sell anything on Amazon. This super neat tank has a comment section that beats the band. But it was seriously lacking <span style="font-style: italic;">something</span> in the customer photos section. So I fixed that. Enter outdated photos of M & 19th Street DC, the Badonkadonk, a dash of Harold - and you get <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_all" target="_blank">internet magic</a>. Just scroll over a few images on the view all customer images for the full effect. Or hit the image below.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtrKHLiUSdv1EZ75JxgzyVI_Tz_Xa7jASSYswIZ6mDjcBcpROE6ue9Qphqp1dsH3sjD8pjQ5SF8QkiP-GosvemK4TJrLWAHUtQdwfEK2WPWKx33Z3yx2Z_gKixL4zHrGFJvujw5LA806Y/s1600/horolddonk.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtrKHLiUSdv1EZ75JxgzyVI_Tz_Xa7jASSYswIZ6mDjcBcpROE6ue9Qphqp1dsH3sjD8pjQ5SF8QkiP-GosvemK4TJrLWAHUtQdwfEK2WPWKx33Z3yx2Z_gKixL4zHrGFJvujw5LA806Y/s400/horolddonk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5615207505732669346" border="0" /></a>There is a secret, unique pleasure to posting complete bullshit on public sites. I learned everything I know from the Canadian master in this area.Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-52265481562005681142011-06-03T09:49:00.004-04:002011-06-03T10:07:36.728-04:00NO, NO, REALLY, IT'S SUBTLE. AND TASTEFUL.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJZsanKLvTWftvx8jQY_10WCYCYO12djtOK5AWO5r65EydUUTu4b2PIwFET-r2QUvqBHhxedClr4YKPj-Y6dm8eB-nHbyxTzgC9ZPsFEII8I4-Lq8ITasyvx6twVSUaxIoNaN0VxVXhu0/s1600/flames1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 381px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJZsanKLvTWftvx8jQY_10WCYCYO12djtOK5AWO5r65EydUUTu4b2PIwFET-r2QUvqBHhxedClr4YKPj-Y6dm8eB-nHbyxTzgC9ZPsFEII8I4-Lq8ITasyvx6twVSUaxIoNaN0VxVXhu0/s400/flames1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613994212530989202" border="0" /></a>Your right conscious, I've been wasting my life. Painting plastic and metal models for sad sad wargames is a fucking lame. I should instead be catching animals, stuffing them, mounting them on a wall, and then painting beer logos and flaming skeletons onto them. That's some deep respect right there. Had Jesus known about Bud Light or America whilst on the cross, he would have made a mental note to tell pops that all species of sharks and fish need beer logos or flags emblazoned onto their skin.<br /><br />Give you one guess which state the purveyor of <a href="http://www.mountthis.net/Flames-Fire-and-Hot-Rod-Replica-Fish-Mounts-s/77.htm?searching=Y&sort=7&cat=77&show=10&page=1" target="_blank">these fine wares</a> resides. Nah, you don't even need one guess. <a href="http://www.mountthis.net/PhotoGallery.asp?ProductCode=bb_3640_18x24" target="_blank">This sums it up nicely.</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM-efct0cJgr3q4ab4UeJWMOWCyu7Vh0WGvDAXNmM55CiD61oBJFgrAbNTnEawzrldMFfxM8TPGamGBidSKB3vt1iBXSfUsespzQ9HfvgSCQaOdrVCWzPhmz_QVj8gNzM-tC0vmhe-aUA/s1600/flames2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 174px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM-efct0cJgr3q4ab4UeJWMOWCyu7Vh0WGvDAXNmM55CiD61oBJFgrAbNTnEawzrldMFfxM8TPGamGBidSKB3vt1iBXSfUsespzQ9HfvgSCQaOdrVCWzPhmz_QVj8gNzM-tC0vmhe-aUA/s400/flames2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613994207185161634" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxqul_FTCQKVlPfRa7NJn1vnK0QMeR9x0_Sxs0jVk9dG9arcUYZIJBvkzWSUl4VbSYgUP7OBERLdEFqnJd-isxpNQHqb-wVyHKzcMNkijZsgq8L8fykCmcPKaM-Jf7I8VVqRXBdtkpLmQ/s1600/flames3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 159px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxqul_FTCQKVlPfRa7NJn1vnK0QMeR9x0_Sxs0jVk9dG9arcUYZIJBvkzWSUl4VbSYgUP7OBERLdEFqnJd-isxpNQHqb-wVyHKzcMNkijZsgq8L8fykCmcPKaM-Jf7I8VVqRXBdtkpLmQ/s400/flames3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613994195511590450" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKQL15pA78JDJCyt283O-9niv-uMkMxyekM3C7FIpZxrrtZG7LjfYSMcs2jZgAIeu7anqCfcQisZwNJzEQz-pxvzkrVeKudt8HG6-Sg2YPcfaFnfIATRbGvetExfg_phfpVCG0c7iQ-Y8/s1600/flames4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 188px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKQL15pA78JDJCyt283O-9niv-uMkMxyekM3C7FIpZxrrtZG7LjfYSMcs2jZgAIeu7anqCfcQisZwNJzEQz-pxvzkrVeKudt8HG6-Sg2YPcfaFnfIATRbGvetExfg_phfpVCG0c7iQ-Y8/s400/flames4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613994191250118002" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4tAOeKHR5Kb-uyTT-EDfOdWTsVK5heOHaDazz3vX0XDUQfe9W3_0du6X3sEqUxUGY8CgtbG_DdY4YOagEDEfdGpsXEL9S2XQ6bkxRiY3Gq4sQLO9_ogROo04BJw97eHQ-f3yv8QyaUQw/s1600/flames5.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 165px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUBXZOrU-gaxkk0ZXvmqpX7gCmW1BgWkr_H-aOl_lY8kLohckp-tM9WG3OMPSKiWtArZg4pdGWV4xagJcImRFJufBMjkwEkh8I7aOLT-P98zQ3-zXZ1YUie9IwL8pvUQEOgR4lM2174xI/s400/flames7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613993844136348418" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilSc-C4S15VLEXDFE-ikowG1lmKA9JyihljxjRKGZoaJjX0pmn3mBuAkVVOhOpx_1HPXsaVMuIAysQh8pvKYfqfF470bijz9ODVoZeF5oV86Efclwchyphenhyphen1biOGbNvGYl8HCzOko1EwuRvk/s1600/flames8.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 163px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilSc-C4S15VLEXDFE-ikowG1lmKA9JyihljxjRKGZoaJjX0pmn3mBuAkVVOhOpx_1HPXsaVMuIAysQh8pvKYfqfF470bijz9ODVoZeF5oV86Efclwchyphenhyphen1biOGbNvGYl8HCzOko1EwuRvk/s400/flames8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613993831187208978" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6Q76Pivl1mVQex3CVBBLLWXbIDa1G8MYLOiYTpz6vffZlQ74Ec0NQjpIpeM_YMGvgeeYf2KWsF0-_qFXPxYst-eqFF4aEeh24D0WGL3aTLW42JkXdc8R2Oy9QfMYLKZxA3Dib3GFzm9A/s1600/flames9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 342px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6Q76Pivl1mVQex3CVBBLLWXbIDa1G8MYLOiYTpz6vffZlQ74Ec0NQjpIpeM_YMGvgeeYf2KWsF0-_qFXPxYst-eqFF4aEeh24D0WGL3aTLW42JkXdc8R2Oy9QfMYLKZxA3Dib3GFzm9A/s400/flames9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613993830088130322" border="0" /></a>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-25598796405851154992011-06-02T10:10:00.004-04:002011-06-02T10:15:22.919-04:00LATE, BUT MOVING ALONG<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoPlREORfRYg5Bda-FQw7b8I6Pb779lV5oH3nNXWhTjtAx4Mmo6pf2FKFGzARgwSX5QV3pZNnKSNFONoI-mXQE674VHeBuMCEWzYBxPOYmhD8LI8FeKl87EDWWptQUB2DEVyI9iuFiOlc/s1600/garden.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoPlREORfRYg5Bda-FQw7b8I6Pb779lV5oH3nNXWhTjtAx4Mmo6pf2FKFGzARgwSX5QV3pZNnKSNFONoI-mXQE674VHeBuMCEWzYBxPOYmhD8LI8FeKl87EDWWptQUB2DEVyI9iuFiOlc/s400/garden.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613625469004206530" border="0" /></a>I got a late start on garden crap this year, but it's finally starting to show some positive signs of life. Yes, they are but lil' sprouts, but soon they will be delicious.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirI82ocYzebryBO0O3suH2JEGtCI-ZwVnqmJoe7ZLbAJ3birsDJJSnKy0R3NzAcE6dN31i_N8WfHQHTjtu0yYozbDshusFRLtk42dkbIBMvTg6O7o2SdGp6nAIhu6aooTwxHeFNjz2Mjc/s1600/sprouts.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirI82ocYzebryBO0O3suH2JEGtCI-ZwVnqmJoe7ZLbAJ3birsDJJSnKy0R3NzAcE6dN31i_N8WfHQHTjtu0yYozbDshusFRLtk42dkbIBMvTg6O7o2SdGp6nAIhu6aooTwxHeFNjz2Mjc/s400/sprouts.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613625475471148594" border="0" /></a>And the growing season couldn't have started off better. Two weeks of rain soaking hell, then a week of stupid sunny heat death. The results were explosive for late May. Yay!Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-39267502839276967342011-05-26T15:16:00.004-04:002011-05-26T15:23:31.505-04:00BAND NAME WIN: SHARKLEGS<div style="text-align: center;"><object height="330" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UC08XInYL0Q?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UC08XInYL0Q?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="330" width="400"></embed></object><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Sharklegs' song - Dragon's Bane. They get additional bonus points for singing about dragons. Just listen to the 1st 30 seconds and quit. I think they'd make an excellent opener for Rattler. But on the other hand, no one should have to face the impossible task of opening for Rattler.<br /></div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-41498848826826937642011-05-26T10:21:00.004-04:002011-05-26T10:40:57.313-04:00EBAY GETS WORSE<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSqS0BoDy6Rlt2fLXDZqrEOMn0rZ-1dE_KApz0tvTsf-s1nDXBWPJJjvH-ZU1q9ALJeTNu3FcVVlqUH8-6lpZHA1QxSj7M3oi1MsFKU_csANuS3K-75wXfCAFyX4BlhA4ATqqZBK_0l40/s1600/ebaydumb.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 526px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSqS0BoDy6Rlt2fLXDZqrEOMn0rZ-1dE_KApz0tvTsf-s1nDXBWPJJjvH-ZU1q9ALJeTNu3FcVVlqUH8-6lpZHA1QxSj7M3oi1MsFKU_csANuS3K-75wXfCAFyX4BlhA4ATqqZBK_0l40/s1600/ebaydumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611033052699628658" border="0" /></a>Budge. So the powers that be have passed a new decree on how they calculate ebay seller status. Status sets how your stuff ranks in the search. Higher the status, the better chance you have to get plucked into the search results. Besides the search hierarchy being budge in the first place, now the requirements penalize low volume sellers. I have a rather sterling record as a seller, but I didn't sell enough in a yearly period. So my super cool dude status got bumped down a peg. Lame.<br /><br />Ebay has been on the decline for about 5 years now, especially on the small seller end of things. Sellers have almost no power in disputes, take it in ass if a buyer doesn't want to pay the "unreasonable" (read: actual) shipping costs, and have to prove 6 ways to Sunday that someone might be (read: is) threatening negative feedback to extort cash back. Mega Sellers could give a shit. The volume of stuff covers they churn out buries any blemishes in days.<br /><br />Don't get me started on the "Buy It Now" fest that the place has become. Auctions? Ha. Double dipping with Paypal? Ha. Final value fee increases? Ha. Some auctions incur more fees than others based on category? Ha. Does it matter that you've been a constant user with an excellent track record for a decade now? Ha. If you don't make us enough money, you can eat it.Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-46224844318935632222011-05-24T16:39:00.003-04:002011-05-24T17:26:56.161-04:00GREY AREAS or THIS MALL HAS TOO MANY RULES<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzWsDmI9dmlamh9k-a-gUXeTsrtz7tErWna4Nq1aE6EmAX_VHyT10fYz78ZXT6a-dmU_bYbo_GWFvwHikJcTH_xhJLbdZS9A_yujOZNIuW8Ws4E2Ao0qQmo6EQXSYvFJfvIzMAojXh3vQ/s1600/toomanymallrules.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzWsDmI9dmlamh9k-a-gUXeTsrtz7tErWna4Nq1aE6EmAX_VHyT10fYz78ZXT6a-dmU_bYbo_GWFvwHikJcTH_xhJLbdZS9A_yujOZNIuW8Ws4E2Ao0qQmo6EQXSYvFJfvIzMAojXh3vQ/s400/toomanymallrules.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610386056968379554" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">What exactly constitutes <span style="font-style: italic;">excessive</span> loitering?<br /><br />Doesn't the basic definition of loitering involve an excessive qualifier to begin with?<br /><br />Also, no dirt bike jumps and no dangerous <a href="http://healthinformatics.wikispaces.com/Durable+Medical+Equipment+-+DME">Hoveround</a> races.<br /><br />This place has too many rules.<br /></div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-33806297299032524802011-05-20T12:03:00.005-04:002011-05-20T12:07:24.863-04:00THE GUM MUST BE DELICIOUS BY NOW<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs9AkAgpKVdi5-Zl8D8zbtMJDXICyogxzSlSuTJ99tTQOsm9QaP2Aggf2vNHpMyKrs6ADAwy6KY2pc5ANoGra3oQl12Nqj5UejH-44RhblgKvSIVcsUjnlTheu7rOzSCrMaUI52erUtCc/s1600/raddudescards.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs9AkAgpKVdi5-Zl8D8zbtMJDXICyogxzSlSuTJ99tTQOsm9QaP2Aggf2vNHpMyKrs6ADAwy6KY2pc5ANoGra3oQl12Nqj5UejH-44RhblgKvSIVcsUjnlTheu7rOzSCrMaUI52erUtCc/s400/raddudescards.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608830037140970690" border="0" /></a>I wasn't spending the 20 bucks.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">No matter how loud Boom Box Bryan was shouting my name inside my head.</div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-77911163010069376682011-05-11T13:28:00.002-04:002011-05-11T13:33:13.043-04:00TIRED OF THE BALDWIN BROTHERS<div style="text-align: center;">Another sweet missive from a robot. (click to read)<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP9M_wVdq_gTyNDmrcY749AfjJtChDc9AjZvfFPIs5i4HZNTWcSNvvEPfYjf4voIk_qCgoDbWUmb3cxX2dGZYbONesWleEMtUDfVN4oNYmNiHGxl_tbapWVvidtyJDUHBhUstTfhyT5Kk/s1600/junkymailed.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 173px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiP9M_wVdq_gTyNDmrcY749AfjJtChDc9AjZvfFPIs5i4HZNTWcSNvvEPfYjf4voIk_qCgoDbWUmb3cxX2dGZYbONesWleEMtUDfVN4oNYmNiHGxl_tbapWVvidtyJDUHBhUstTfhyT5Kk/s400/junkymailed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605512172429594850" border="0" /></a>Yeah! Junkmail rules!<br /></div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-52733811195206013852011-05-09T11:30:00.004-04:002011-05-09T11:43:44.028-04:00DIGGING HURTS<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZExuz7waoYrYscHYSyPkoRslFAl-3YqmUElwzhh6t9hiahIuIaXTJT3AHMlamvQdOKCDVfk-mHHtSM76ywZNw-keAtSf6QTdGnq5V2IRnfNZDJPgWcn02AeQ_wv_ZB4Q-4JMDmHKldrM/s1600/garden2011.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZExuz7waoYrYscHYSyPkoRslFAl-3YqmUElwzhh6t9hiahIuIaXTJT3AHMlamvQdOKCDVfk-mHHtSM76ywZNw-keAtSf6QTdGnq5V2IRnfNZDJPgWcn02AeQ_wv_ZB4Q-4JMDmHKldrM/s400/garden2011.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604741657680933922" border="0" /></a>After two determined days of digging (in sessions a week apart to help heal all injuries) the garden plot is looking real nice. It's easily double what I used to have. Thanks to the old lady and our Cuban mercenary, the plot took half the time it woulda all by my lonesome. There's still lots of roots and crap to sort out, but the majority of the heavy lifting is behind me. Due to the lack of <a href="http://slayerplacemat.blogspot.com/2008/08/mosquitoes-hate-me.html">bloodthirsty bastard mosquitoes</a>, this garden should be less scary to tend too. Now to figure out what to plant and stuff.<br /><br />First one to send me a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bigfoot-the-Garden-Yeti-Statue/dp/B001M2ELNW">Garden Yeti</a> wins a framed, autographed photo of yous truly in a saucy dress.Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-66242143562557944222011-05-05T17:28:00.003-04:002011-05-05T17:32:14.609-04:00NOW I KNOW WHAT ALARM LOOKS LIKE. I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH A WHOOP THOUGH.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSIysyZaVWiS5P7Qiy6EIH_Fyicu2FkSlmA0BlIcf_gFo5YWz9ccrQPLrESIdm1VJ8vUhyphenhyphenzFkr8HWO7JBe2tIw3O3IYpnCl0TTLNR0oB2VAUj37iAifi1iMxWFx4jhn-66chbsZ3-EbFM/s1600/hotelalarm400.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 241px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSIysyZaVWiS5P7Qiy6EIH_Fyicu2FkSlmA0BlIcf_gFo5YWz9ccrQPLrESIdm1VJ8vUhyphenhyphenzFkr8HWO7JBe2tIw3O3IYpnCl0TTLNR0oB2VAUj37iAifi1iMxWFx4jhn-66chbsZ3-EbFM/s400/hotelalarm400.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5603347498981216514" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Found this helpful, yellowed instruction sheet on a hotel door.<br /></div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-12496392564404172572011-04-22T12:48:00.002-04:002011-04-22T12:49:40.603-04:00WE'RE SORRY SIR, THERE ARE FIVE OTHERS<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguEKT6txKDly1M8s-LmaxuXp73cT2wjCiXWO4Vd72r3GrrAuGJes6uUv7NtfR6B66kk-i5pOpQMbOhyaX9c_8ywpdMcaUIHrzP3m3H0tb6ecQJe2cZo4y4K_YJ5IicnRf_0FYsjROyExs/s1600/frodo6.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguEKT6txKDly1M8s-LmaxuXp73cT2wjCiXWO4Vd72r3GrrAuGJes6uUv7NtfR6B66kk-i5pOpQMbOhyaX9c_8ywpdMcaUIHrzP3m3H0tb6ecQJe2cZo4y4K_YJ5IicnRf_0FYsjROyExs/s400/frodo6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598450923348498402" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">OK, fine, I'll take Frodo 6.<br /></div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-78441390870788975712011-04-21T09:40:00.003-04:002011-04-21T09:42:21.418-04:00ASSHAT TAKES TO THE RING!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZHFcE3S2pJBlCkIIkYbbvlxT8NdvJUewjuXf_RrgCsBc3zQ5IxVKpeBjfv5VIKvOL00ygcEM0pZLLrt5wKr8Cp-WJVcVZ-M6dIujsCeRAKIeY1zaSiRedXZi21U-asE0N2BWx71IOfpc/s1600/neswrestling.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZHFcE3S2pJBlCkIIkYbbvlxT8NdvJUewjuXf_RrgCsBc3zQ5IxVKpeBjfv5VIKvOL00ygcEM0pZLLrt5wKr8Cp-WJVcVZ-M6dIujsCeRAKIeY1zaSiRedXZi21U-asE0N2BWx71IOfpc/s400/neswrestling.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598031562424867954" border="0" /></a>A simple yet enduring pleasure, the joy of custom names in old 8-bit games.<br /></div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-31629596805046993062011-04-13T09:52:00.001-04:002011-04-13T09:54:13.191-04:00A THIN CRUST APPLE II PIZZA PLEASE - TO GO<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifdeVCVkdesS-DGyEoOzkzRaWYIUdGbsXoAervgvq8Dnmgan6z_nFMhdaLcy9ncOo0x1IMd194bR_UjkperFcquNv17RCjzvq_D0yEqLovMONgfY2ndejTOe9Bs7DevzEc05t_5TwaV6c/s1600/techpizza.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 323px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifdeVCVkdesS-DGyEoOzkzRaWYIUdGbsXoAervgvq8Dnmgan6z_nFMhdaLcy9ncOo0x1IMd194bR_UjkperFcquNv17RCjzvq_D0yEqLovMONgfY2ndejTOe9Bs7DevzEc05t_5TwaV6c/s400/techpizza.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595065893553295394" border="0" /></a>With extra Oregon Trail.</div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-24228009821704552112011-04-11T11:03:00.008-04:002011-04-11T11:29:43.616-04:00FAMICLONE DEATHZONE<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpbjehsW9rXMNKALpnoRL8TZvychfiN5OWV9x6B7Il7AIG_QkIGgbjf_KE5RMRtdmLD-rIk-rWX3N6nF9LOqTAfe9HX_CHfxw3-jSA0xoav5RDuYNOo2CIDVa2nHo6jLS0iZvUYUryh3k/s1600/super-megason.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 372px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpbjehsW9rXMNKALpnoRL8TZvychfiN5OWV9x6B7Il7AIG_QkIGgbjf_KE5RMRtdmLD-rIk-rWX3N6nF9LOqTAfe9HX_CHfxw3-jSA0xoav5RDuYNOo2CIDVa2nHo6jLS0iZvUYUryh3k/s400/super-megason.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594343406949848978" border="0" /></a></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204); font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >Ma' fuckin' Super Megason yo. Personal fight and laser blatin' "New" gun guaranteed!</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 204);font-size:85%;" ><br /></span></div><br />I've been looking at various famiclone systems online. What's that you ask? Basically the guts of a Nintendo or Sega or whatever are slapped onto a chip then jammed into the nearest oddly shaped piece of plastic fail you have lying around. It's then sold for 10 dollars, renamed some berzerk shit using as many "supers" as possible, and plastered with barely related imagery to catch your eye. You know, the weird more than likely foreign based super systems loaded with 70 games that you see at crazy flea markets and dollar stores. Some of them are straight up amazing. Here's but a few to gander upon. Check a full list of known clones <a href="http://ultimateconsoledatabase.com/famiclones.htm">here</a> if you're so inclined. Waste some time and dig up some gems.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsXBDlqTcuUVy0Q-QBPTRZVJAKkA1h_ScfFl_g5Coyn76GKsWdnkLojy1lJF7LTOLzvX1SP_BdHmrviANVUkzHkSMgomc0XMla5ylnC8oAfokxfYSRKpgqQCkwY0-gAhZXYxTsT0w8gi0/s1600/startrek-dendy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 360px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsXBDlqTcuUVy0Q-QBPTRZVJAKkA1h_ScfFl_g5Coyn76GKsWdnkLojy1lJF7LTOLzvX1SP_BdHmrviANVUkzHkSMgomc0XMla5ylnC8oAfokxfYSRKpgqQCkwY0-gAhZXYxTsT0w8gi0/s400/startrek-dendy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594343477947718434" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">Oh yes, obviously this is the one I really want.<br />Check the shape and 4 button hotness controller.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLPYTVef2xUNvfhGg1AwGP11Urfw2moouejfvBV2mtupPHY4YN3EcOmDbdvav4QJKL79Og5MZPPy2V350bevLqjjPhqzi3rwEs279JT6xASyozVZYsTaM8gGIGtXAHR64_TB8ShDzQl2E/s1600/soccer98.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 360px; height: 360px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLPYTVef2xUNvfhGg1AwGP11Urfw2moouejfvBV2mtupPHY4YN3EcOmDbdvav4QJKL79Og5MZPPy2V350bevLqjjPhqzi3rwEs279JT6xASyozVZYsTaM8gGIGtXAHR64_TB8ShDzQl2E/s400/soccer98.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594343419014900322" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">You'll find a definite footie theme going on with some of these.<br />But this one is going to far.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxD_Sc4jIJ0GY55-iWQ89Kf0VAa4BrzDVyQnA1QsJi8hJS2nj0E2AZAi3ZscpaOpc3yyq2TndHRPEYb-S2GzMUgLkdcz-UpcpBGlCWtMfNLoUtQNOGo3vvYge_BBv3T9uA6uhNphI0hzA/s1600/glk-98-889-tv-game-with-fla.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 296px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxD_Sc4jIJ0GY55-iWQ89Kf0VAa4BrzDVyQnA1QsJi8hJS2nj0E2AZAi3ZscpaOpc3yyq2TndHRPEYb-S2GzMUgLkdcz-UpcpBGlCWtMfNLoUtQNOGo3vvYge_BBv3T9uA6uhNphI0hzA/s400/glk-98-889-tv-game-with-fla.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594343414551443106" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">Gold Leopard King comes with melty controllers and Laser Tag approved gun.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGKlNzLDH8dWLQdhbYLKHx5oZwQ4bBEEwAFmOlQW-i8v0tKWV-xJejBWzd7QdmeDAKj_PrZ1yXirYUMm7CK8EMG1CSkdfmCE4dXXeu2ZOjOZDi_ciTqE8mp0Sm28YyHdu50MGlIrRxeCY/s1600/simbas_strider.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 251px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGKlNzLDH8dWLQdhbYLKHx5oZwQ4bBEEwAFmOlQW-i8v0tKWV-xJejBWzd7QdmeDAKj_PrZ1yXirYUMm7CK8EMG1CSkdfmCE4dXXeu2ZOjOZDi_ciTqE8mp0Sm28YyHdu50MGlIrRxeCY/s400/simbas_strider.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594343414766755922" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">Hey, Simba's Strider sounds like Spider. Spider...hmmm...Spiderman! PRINT IT!</span><br /></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8KN5G9oS_DzjKhqUnM2vsSkNh0nkct8ZhTUdxTh7jBWW8hSKlRRqRvala5cvB6Vs7UdX66mywo2uq4VT_jYncpHjHq8zYmvW0UYStczBa_ypgOjbQzng7qmsYHK0T9SqpK-esuAMdrf8/s1600/z-first_super_action_set.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 360px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8KN5G9oS_DzjKhqUnM2vsSkNh0nkct8ZhTUdxTh7jBWW8hSKlRRqRvala5cvB6Vs7UdX66mywo2uq4VT_jYncpHjHq8zYmvW0UYStczBa_ypgOjbQzng7qmsYHK0T9SqpK-esuAMdrf8/s400/z-first_super_action_set.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594343411480635906" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">Mortal soccer in space above the deadly holo-planet. Note: Super action set is good, not great.<br /><br /></span></span></div>Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-793999090263658382011-04-05T23:03:00.004-04:002011-04-06T17:12:24.375-04:00BITZ-N-SCAMMIN'<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_H-butCLE3VFmDYQHU1e7sV3iWZ-ho5ljJAl6ymX0ENeM8cMOjWef9UmUsprWH2OP8dIFguh1EXQ-vTaURFStvieQCnqdlE-23OH0GWfazzbh9Jydqrp7aVBOcSV5jX7cmMoUCOQJ2H8/s1600/scamin3.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 211px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_H-butCLE3VFmDYQHU1e7sV3iWZ-ho5ljJAl6ymX0ENeM8cMOjWef9UmUsprWH2OP8dIFguh1EXQ-vTaURFStvieQCnqdlE-23OH0GWfazzbh9Jydqrp7aVBOcSV5jX7cmMoUCOQJ2H8/s400/scamin3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592575144644115890" border="0" /></a>One of the more amusing (at least to me and other scam-n-flip on eBay folks) aspects of this dork event called Acon is the late night "bits trade". Basically everyone empties out their closet of unwanted junk and tries to either trade for new junk or just straight sell the shit. They take over any empty table space, corner and hallway to create an insane-o gamer fleamarket.<br /><br />It springs up out of nowhere and throngs of nerds clamor for the best bargain. The haggling is often quite amusing, though it can get dickish pretty quick with the wrong folks. It's a big live action eBay grab fest, but themed to carry some of my favorite dorky models n' things.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicm6IL0SGtbmgcVMZky7ZCFbBBjlWB6ORbEMKD3-bf_QcXqhc7GAOqUkAhe6kdfiI8XBof6SChslc-wpeB6DYBmWsNG8wtk-rixtmuQD0K7rNIbUoG6wQaPutvBHkzp7j0lBM96oTGHjY/s1600/scamin1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 394px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicm6IL0SGtbmgcVMZky7ZCFbBBjlWB6ORbEMKD3-bf_QcXqhc7GAOqUkAhe6kdfiI8XBof6SChslc-wpeB6DYBmWsNG8wtk-rixtmuQD0K7rNIbUoG6wQaPutvBHkzp7j0lBM96oTGHjY/s400/scamin1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592575137731753586" border="0" /></a>The original spirit is still there, though some take it a bit far and essentially open mini-stores. Going so far as to buy big lots from one dude, then walking 10 feet to a new table and selling it at a mark up. All's fair I suppose.<br /><br />Personally, I love fleamarkets and stuff like this. The sad giddy thrill of overturning some crap pile and unearthing some gem from years past. So I wander about and hope to maybe find a Rogue Trader era Ork in power armor or maybe some goofy ass miniature from when I was younger. And of course the odd rare/valuable bit of lead that can help fund the trip in the first place...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiC2PBl2oPuD5oerwJq4KPZxgml2XGOy_q-RZtO3O0nCX6ejijRNZwf9NpDX_2h6DMOlQYlhy7e7cGrK9cFusw_g7ZR2IEVUE5qzELn0B2guQAPjipKadAQYMb-fQhD5jKVoPasDkMZNS0/s1600/scamin2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 234px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiC2PBl2oPuD5oerwJq4KPZxgml2XGOy_q-RZtO3O0nCX6ejijRNZwf9NpDX_2h6DMOlQYlhy7e7cGrK9cFusw_g7ZR2IEVUE5qzELn0B2guQAPjipKadAQYMb-fQhD5jKVoPasDkMZNS0/s400/scamin2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5592575136779443490" border="0" /></a>I've one guaranteed compatriot in this venture at this specific convention. He's the Chicago version of myself, down to the name even. Though he is way more vested in this grab and sell adventure than me. And quite good at it too. But, it's always nice to get a call from Chi Ty sayin' there's some ancient stuff I just gots ta check out on the other side of the hall.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/04/05/3227.jpg"><img src="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/04/05/s_3227.jpg" style="margin: 5px;" border="0" height="210" width="400" /></a></center>So, the end of this long winded missive (phone blog capability is dangerous stuff) is to simply point out that I scored some totally sweet old ass style epic scale Orks, Chaos, and Imperial Titan heads and weapons. Yeah!<br /><br />- Acon 2011 fun blog edition.Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-53931150320112176332011-04-05T23:02:00.004-04:002011-04-05T23:47:37.975-04:00RANDOM DULL TABLE SHOTS AND BORING GAME COMMENTARY<center><a href="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/04/05/3221.jpg"><img src="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/04/05/s_3221.jpg" style="margin: 5px;" border="0" height="400" width="300" /></a></center>I generally go to Acon to hang out with old pals, be a giant nerd, and play in a Lord of the Rings tournament. As you can see from the grainy photo above, it's blistering excitement. My first day started out great with a super nice dude who was pleasant and fun to roll dice against. He made a few mistakes, but mostly I had some hot dice and a wicked Nazgul chewing dudes up like candy. I was off and running to a fine beginning.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/04/05/3222.jpg"><img src="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/04/05/s_3222.jpg" style="margin: 5px;" border="0" height="300" width="400" /></a></center>Which soon ended! Next some dude's Fiefdom army pert much crushed my poor little mans. Shot above shows the high hopes my army had for 10 minutes or so. The guy eventually won the event, so at least there's that. The scenario had the worst extra rule bit out of all the rules bits in all the scenarios ever written for this game. A frustrating little 4+ die roll that seems just plain impossible to make. It was out if my reach for sure. And it just went bad after that... Getting slaughtered isn't the funnest thing, but the dice straight abandoned me during this game. I settled in and laughed off the fact that 2 models made it out alive. Such is life!<br /><br /><center><a href="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/04/05/3223.jpg"><img src="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/04/05/s_3223.jpg" style="margin: 5px;" border="0" height="300" width="400" /></a></center>The next game was a bit more fun and challenging. The kid was unassuming and quiet. Had to laugh when he asked what classes I was taking now. So I asked how old he thought I was, and to keep in mind that I'm old. He pegged me at 23. Har. I'm agin' pretty well playing this Peter Pan bullshit.<br /><br />But the kid was a straight math killer. And a pilot of some sort, so I guess it makes sense. Dude had his army dialed, the total opposite of my situation given that it was the 3rd time I had ever used my force. It was super fun and light hearted. I even threw in quick lightning round turn at the end so he could get the victory he deserved, even though I coulda called it a game and taken the points. Just a good time had there.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/04/05/3224.jpg"><img src="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/04/05/s_3224.jpg" style="margin: 5px;" border="0" height="400" width="300" /></a></center>In the end I picked up the one nerdy thing I desired most at this and all such events. Best army. (upside down photo courtesy of exhaustion.) Sure it's not the toughest award to collect in this smaller field of competitors, but I certainly put some effort into earning it. My twisted, humped back stands as proof to the hours I spent in pursuit of this sad sad accolade. Sadly it looks like picking this up on Friday went against winning the same award for the team tournament the next day. Anyway, it was a full 10 hour gaming day preceded by a tiring, restless evening - at the end of this sucker I was pretty drained.<br /><br /><center><a href="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/04/05/3225.jpg"><img src="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/04/05/s_3225.jpg" style="margin: 5px;" border="0" height="300" width="400" /></a></center>Lucky I had a super sexy manly man to relax with, talk gossip, and trade secrets with later that evening.<br /><br />- Acon 2011 fun blog edition.Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-25973149360485670802011-04-02T00:56:00.003-04:002011-04-05T23:51:33.618-04:00SHOWER FOR FOUR<center><a href="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=11/04/01/3286.jpg"><img src="http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/11/04/01/s_3286.jpg" style="margin: 5px;" border="0" height="400" width="300" /></a></center><div style="text-align: center;">More ridiculous? Two shower heads as well.<br /></div><br />- Acon 2011 fun blog edition.Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com8