Thursday, May 26, 2011

BAND NAME WIN: SHARKLEGS


Sharklegs' song - Dragon's Bane. They get additional bonus points for singing about dragons. Just listen to the 1st 30 seconds and quit. I think they'd make an excellent opener for Rattler. But on the other hand, no one should have to face the impossible task of opening for Rattler.

EBAY GETS WORSE

Budge. So the powers that be have passed a new decree on how they calculate ebay seller status. Status sets how your stuff ranks in the search. Higher the status, the better chance you have to get plucked into the search results. Besides the search hierarchy being budge in the first place, now the requirements penalize low volume sellers. I have a rather sterling record as a seller, but I didn't sell enough in a yearly period. So my super cool dude status got bumped down a peg. Lame.

Ebay has been on the decline for about 5 years now, especially on the small seller end of things. Sellers have almost no power in disputes, take it in ass if a buyer doesn't want to pay the "unreasonable" (read: actual) shipping costs, and have to prove 6 ways to Sunday that someone might be (read: is) threatening negative feedback to extort cash back. Mega Sellers could give a shit. The volume of stuff covers they churn out buries any blemishes in days.

Don't get me started on the "Buy It Now" fest that the place has become. Auctions? Ha. Double dipping with Paypal? Ha. Final value fee increases? Ha. Some auctions incur more fees than others based on category? Ha. Does it matter that you've been a constant user with an excellent track record for a decade now? Ha. If you don't make us enough money, you can eat it.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

GREY AREAS or THIS MALL HAS TOO MANY RULES

What exactly constitutes excessive loitering?

Doesn't the basic definition of loitering involve an excessive qualifier to begin with?

Also, no dirt bike jumps and no dangerous Hoveround races.

This place has too many rules.

Friday, May 20, 2011

THE GUM MUST BE DELICIOUS BY NOW

I wasn't spending the 20 bucks.
No matter how loud Boom Box Bryan was shouting my name inside my head.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

TIRED OF THE BALDWIN BROTHERS

Another sweet missive from a robot. (click to read)
Yeah! Junkmail rules!

Monday, May 9, 2011

DIGGING HURTS

After two determined days of digging (in sessions a week apart to help heal all injuries) the garden plot is looking real nice. It's easily double what I used to have. Thanks to the old lady and our Cuban mercenary, the plot took half the time it woulda all by my lonesome. There's still lots of roots and crap to sort out, but the majority of the heavy lifting is behind me. Due to the lack of bloodthirsty bastard mosquitoes, this garden should be less scary to tend too. Now to figure out what to plant and stuff.

First one to send me a Garden Yeti wins a framed, autographed photo of yous truly in a saucy dress.

Thursday, May 5, 2011