tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.comments2023-05-08T09:44:05.042-04:00Slayer PlacematAck Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.comBlogger1983125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-62192573569906911532011-11-08T09:09:07.299-05:002011-11-08T09:09:07.299-05:00Epic meat grinder.Epic meat grinder.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-91091642648086774772011-10-14T23:33:41.433-04:002011-10-14T23:33:41.433-04:00In fact, when JJ got tired of being ragged on abou...In fact, when JJ got tired of being ragged on about and in a fit of anger posted a pouty, "You think you can do better?" online I wrote him back and told him, "Yes I could have written a better ending while being ass raped by an elephant."<br /><br />Haven't heard back from him yet.Chris Horsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12826458259951041447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-73254984440885626152011-10-14T23:30:19.234-04:002011-10-14T23:30:19.234-04:00LOST can go die in a giant fucking fire. That fina...LOST can go die in a giant fucking fire. That finale was the most bullshit of bullshit that was ever shit out of a bull.<br /><br />My hatred for it burns with fury of 10 billion supernovas (that's a lot).Chris Horsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12826458259951041447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-88546126465580476672011-10-14T17:53:52.483-04:002011-10-14T17:53:52.483-04:00The anger is not really directed at Lost per se. I...The anger is not really directed at Lost per se. It got caught in the crossfire.<br /><br />It's about the lame idea that seeding this stupid show with Easter Eggs that originate from a successful show like Lost. This is done on the 2 pronged hope that it will drag in more viewers as well as the starving Lost fanatics who hope in their secret places that these hidden items might tie back into the Lost mythology somehow.<br />Ya, know, really milk that sucker good.<br /><br />I HEFF TO BE MAD! But start to calm down when I hear that hockey guy speak.Ack Ack Ackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-86186608331495628252011-10-10T15:04:43.082-04:002011-10-10T15:04:43.082-04:00oh god! how does this even get green lightied? How...oh god! how does this even get green lightied? How does it pass through the endless stages of production, and get approved and approved and approved...?<br />I'd say they're making fools of themselves except that pumping out bad programing is the status quo in hollywood.<br />No one will remember this in a year but the people who got totally screwed over by it.sandicentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15718771161443081222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-78938977024449334082011-10-10T10:02:03.464-04:002011-10-10T10:02:03.464-04:00lulz, u mad bro?
Just look on the bright side. No...lulz, u mad bro?<br /><br />Just look on the bright side. Now that ACTA has been signed, your tax dollars go to having Homeland Security making sure this new show doesn't get pirated!<br /><br />Hav3a gud d4y!!!11111Chris Horsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12826458259951041447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-27955347302608789812011-10-10T09:59:14.598-04:002011-10-10T09:59:14.598-04:00I was kind of mystified when I saw the first promo...I was kind of mystified when I saw the first promo for this steaming pile. Hollywood wins again! (And by "wins" I mean "licks the underside of the bottom of the barrel.")<br /><br />But <a href="http://youtu.be/-Ns14hRqwY8" rel="nofollow">why you heff to be so mad</a> at Lost?Goathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05462576376093027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-83389656521597489672011-10-07T19:13:33.231-04:002011-10-07T19:13:33.231-04:00At some point I thought J.R. was going to pop-up, ...At some point I thought J.R. was going to pop-up, look into a mirror and shuffle around to the Dallas theme song. But that could only happen if my eyes weren't clouded with vomit. It's also rendered unlikely because "Dallas" is also being remade for TV in 2012. I hope Febreze comes-out with an ocular air freshener by then 'cause ol' blue eyes is 'bout to go green with bile.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-50238623709253598442011-10-02T02:37:19.000-04:002011-10-02T02:37:19.000-04:00I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs ...I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-49510929258276079502011-10-01T13:57:44.163-04:002011-10-01T13:57:44.163-04:00The secret is in the meat!The secret is in the meat!Chris Horsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12826458259951041447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-27691675618654904882011-09-29T09:43:03.126-04:002011-09-29T09:43:03.126-04:00I have created a grinder that lives in a purple ve...I have created a grinder that lives in a purple velvet box. I set the box to rest under the moonlight. By morning, when the white wolves have bayed-off into the celestial mists, I retrieve the purple velvet box.<br /><br />I unclasp the silver latch.<br /><br />Velvet and steel whisper as they disrobe.<br /><br />I throw aside my cloak, crack my knuckles and pluck the first grinding gear from off my belt: The Coffee Grinder. <br /><br />I grind with an accelerating satisfaction, the knowledge that more grinding is yet to come, grinding...of a most masterful nature.<br /><br />Eyes electric and fingers now tingling, I exchange the coffee grinding gear with a fine-toothed bacon grinding gear; for you see, I powder my jet black moustache with the power of bacon dust.<br /><br />It makes me feel alive.<br /><br />Flashes of steel, sparks of light as gear passes gear from my belt of delights.<br /><br />Coffee begets bacon, then mimosas with shaved ice. Burgers follow salad shooting then it's organ grinding 'til night.<br /><br />The organ music parts the mist; and wakes the wolves unseen. I lick my 'stache and give a wink, my grinding gears are now clean.<br /><br />Back in the velvet, an aura now hushed, as the clasp gives promise for keeping. I fade away as the wolves circle round and I dream of grinding while sleeping.<br /><br />-Magic Grinding Man Jr.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-59713900313448903382011-09-23T09:41:10.367-04:002011-09-23T09:41:10.367-04:00Sloppy Joes?Sloppy Joes?Ack Ack Ackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-29972923560660979642011-09-22T22:54:16.617-04:002011-09-22T22:54:16.617-04:00What happens you feed a human arm in there?
Just...What happens you feed a human arm in there?<br /><br /><br />Just curious.Chris Horsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12826458259951041447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-34444955299592526922011-09-21T18:05:24.264-04:002011-09-21T18:05:24.264-04:00Do the graphics explode off the box like the film ...Do the graphics explode off the box like the film MEGAFORCE? They look they should.Subway Justicenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-47500197951527798722011-09-20T09:29:33.856-04:002011-09-20T09:29:33.856-04:00As a fan of old stuff in general, and specifically...As a fan of old stuff in general, and specifically printed goodies, this is awesome!Goathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05462576376093027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-24230477241905752262011-09-20T04:06:13.118-04:002011-09-20T04:06:13.118-04:00SHOGGOTH!SHOGGOTH!Subway Justicenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-83905125528657140782011-09-17T10:35:14.595-04:002011-09-17T10:35:14.595-04:00Man dress! Man dress! Man dress!
Pics, or it didn...Man dress! Man dress! Man dress!<br /><br />Pics, or it didn't happen.Fiend Without A Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05257216652029946717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-91505327850225455032011-09-16T14:25:47.724-04:002011-09-16T14:25:47.724-04:00I do so miss the delicious (?) Anacostia Lake Trou...I do so miss the delicious (?) Anacostia Lake Trout on Fridays.Ack Ack Ackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-38687237054319380452011-09-16T14:14:06.836-04:002011-09-16T14:14:06.836-04:00Huzzah!! Das Placemat returns!
Now if I could jus...Huzzah!! Das Placemat returns!<br /><br />Now if I could just get some fried fish my friday would be complete.Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07598867478972402068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-34272190426135769292011-09-15T22:31:28.530-04:002011-09-15T22:31:28.530-04:00I demand mandress photos in my wordbox. Comply! th...I demand mandress photos in my wordbox. Comply! thank you citizen.Subway Justicenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-87986599872257099772011-09-15T19:02:09.632-04:002011-09-15T19:02:09.632-04:00You win the first comment trophy! But not my love!...You win the first comment trophy! But not my love!Ack Ack Ackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-19618586097579259742011-09-15T18:51:31.167-04:002011-09-15T18:51:31.167-04:00good to see your wonderful updates again after a l...good to see your wonderful updates again after a long hiatus. You sir make me feel more normal...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-53368159929532119832011-07-18T16:12:07.587-04:002011-07-18T16:12:07.587-04:00crumple zones...to your FACE!crumple zones...to your FACE!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13674395317436299204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-47279119585049110392011-07-16T20:54:27.130-04:002011-07-16T20:54:27.130-04:00Urge to stick things in their mouths, growing.Urge to stick things in their mouths, growing.Chris Horsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12826458259951041447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-61383856936104586432011-07-14T15:23:47.697-04:002011-07-14T15:23:47.697-04:00That my dear man, is an excellent point. Easy seal...That my dear man, is an excellent point. Easy seal.Ack Ack Ackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.com