Thursday, May 5, 2011

NOW I KNOW WHAT ALARM LOOKS LIKE. I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH A WHOOP THOUGH.

Found this helpful, yellowed instruction sheet on a hotel door.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bliiiinded by the li-ight.
Whooped up like a douchin'
In the...roner...in...
the...night?

Anonymous said...

Chollie...Chollie! Wake-up, man!! We gotta get out of here!

-whuzzuh...cops?

Nawww, man. Flashin' lights fo'real and Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis all up and down the hallz with the whoo-whoooop!

Chris Horse said...

Wow, I was wondering what Bub Rub and Lil Sis have been up to. They make signs now it appears.

Chris Horse said...

>_<

Ack Ack Ack said...

Yes! Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis references. Much better than Odo. Good move sir.

Anonymous said...

The Grinch licked his lips and blocked the stairwell door
Soon there'd be Whooping, whooping, whooping galore.

He dug in his pocket and pulled-out a match
poured-out some vodka and poured the rest down the hatch.

Then the Grinch chortled and started the flame
no more Whoop singing, nor bodies for blame.

Why, the Grinch thought, that looks just like a light
off and on flashing for the end of Whoop Night.

He rode to the lobby and jammed the elevator door
then he walked out of Whoop-ville
to be seen nevermore.

Ack Ack Ack said...

Stop outdoing yourself Anonymous!

You use "chortle" a bunch.

Anonymous said...

Ya caught me -- I like 'chortle.' Even if Taco Bell served turtle choad and called it 'chortle,' I'd like it.