Thursday, October 16, 2008

JOE THE SIX PACK PLUMBER PALIN/SHARPIE YELLOW LEGAL PAD '08

Last night's limp wristed foppish wordy debate was his-fucking-storic. For the first time ever a candidate has been replaced completely by the rise of a surprise uber-candidate! SIX PACK MAVERIC JOE THE PLUMBER PALIN MOOSE SHOOTER COPTER PILOT! And SHARPIE made it's 3rd impresive appearance, along with the pronounced shuffling sounds of Sharpie's good friend, Yellow Legal Pad.

I'm stoked.

Seriously, this shit is over. Barring Obama saying on live television that he hates all crackers, this one is in the bag. FOX News was even reporting in a rather odd manner afterwards. It was surprisingly not filled with crazy-person reality distortion lunacy. Even they couldn't spin McCain in a positive light as they begin to defect by the dozens and distance themselves from any association with W and John John.

I'm not even sure why either of these guys really wants this whole president job anymore anyways.

Everything seems so very fucked.

7 comments:

cigar store said...

every time i see that other fella, it looks like he needs a nap.

John McCain said...

My friends, I'm not tired...

Maverick said...

Hey BUDDY!

Anybody seen Goose?

Ack Ack Ack said...

Goose is dead dude. So's that kid from Iron Eagle.

$35 and a six pack to my name...SIX PACK!

Stuart Spengler said...

Since you've got the six-pack, sounds like a...

TV PARTY TONIGHT!

Goat said...

If only the guy had been named Mario.

Chappy said...

I seen young boys blown out th' AIR!!! (the fun begins at :42)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njyfgct_RLo

You bet your white ass that Chappy is a licensed airplane mechanic! Not like that sucka' Joe.