SERIOUSLY?

CORN FTW!

JOE THE SIX PACK PLUMBER PALIN/SHARPIE YELLOW LEGAL PAD '08

Last night's limp wristed foppish wordy debate was his-fucking-storic. For the first time ever a candidate has been replaced completely by the rise of a surprise uber-candidate! SIX PACK MAVERIC JOE THE PLUMBER PALIN MOOSE SHOOTER COPTER PILOT! And SHARPIE made it's 3rd impresive appearance, along with the pronounced shuffling sounds of Sharpie's good friend, Yellow Legal Pad.

I'm stoked.

Seriously, this shit is over. Barring Obama saying on live television that he hates all crackers, this one is in the bag. FOX News was even reporting in a rather odd manner afterwards. It was surprisingly not filled with crazy-person reality distortion lunacy. Even they couldn't spin McCain in a positive light as they begin to defect by the dozens and distance themselves from any association with W and John John.

I'm not even sure why either of these guys really wants this whole president job anymore anyways.

Everything seems so very fucked.