Tuesday, December 30, 2008

ULTRA ENVIRONMENTAL SPECIUM RAY

Now that Stuart's memorial week of honor is over, I can begin posting craptacular crap once again! Back to Japan we go. It's funner there!

Them Jap-o-knees are serious about their Ultraman. I guess he's like our Mickey Mouse, 'cept he cuts monsters in half, yells "SHUWATCH!" , then leaps into the sky leaving us to clean up all the goo. IE, way cooler.

I found these the other day while checking links on some chemistry article I was producing here at the workplace. I'm not even sure which Ultraman this is. Maybe an updated version. I lose track. He's super serious about windpower and fruits and some little boxy thing. I'm just glad he's busy with a project. It may keep him and his family from hucking our asses into space like he did with that one critter who came to life after some jerk kid wished it into reality. You know the one.

5 comments:

Jessica said...

"I found these the other day while checking links on some chemistry article I was producing here at the workplace."

A likely story.

Ack Ack Ack said...

Seriously. That's how I stumbled upon them. I WAS DOING WORK STUFFS!

Tyy said...

Work stuff is obviously a code name for DOING NOTHING WHILE SURFING THE INTARNET ALL DAY.

I'm just jealous.

Cohen the Complacent said...

Isn't that what we're supposed to get paid for?

Murphy said...

Indeed Cohen, tis what I do this very moment.

That Ultraman fool best beware Plant-Murphicon comes for him...brandishing my Jack Daniels Breath of Death!