Tuesday, December 16, 2008

HIS JUNK WENT JINGLE JANGLE








Deviant Cyborg Life Model Decoy Unit Code Name: L.O.B.O.T. pointed out this swell commercial from Japan after some big Injun dude started a thing on Japanese Fanta commercials. All in all a win for the community as a whole. So I stole it and am sharing. It's some sorta exercise thing, but we all know what it's really for... Duhzers, it's fer watching TV movie action films about riding horses whole riding a rhythmic fake pulsating robotic horse thing in your cramped, yet private Tokyo apartment! The telltale loose junk janglin' in some scenes is quite hypnotic. BEWARE THE RODEO BOY II.

>>>>>FULL COMMERCIAL<<<<


PS The thing was unembeddable, so deal with the links bitches!
PPS Ten Million Placemat Points (redeemable only at midnight on the 8th day of the week on the 32nd of a month at a spot of my choosing) if you can place the theme song dancing around in my head from which the title of this post came from.

18 comments:

rick smith said...

Make sure to watch the video response:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1KjA0_Am-0

For those that can't afford the real machine and just want to play the video game. The VIDEO GAME?!?

Yes indeedy. There seems to be a whole breed of video games out there based on this craze.

They seem to have a very "adult" tilt to them however. Heh.

Cowboy Cohen said...

Errr, it's not this one is it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSZGXk92So
From Tom and Jerry?

Ack Ack Ack said...

FAIL! BANNED! MINUS A MILLION POINTS!

Tex Cohen, Cowboy Jew said...

Better link straight from the cartoon. It was Tom and Jerry in "American Strays".

Cohen said...

What the fuck? Spurs that jingle jangle jingle? I'm serious, that's what it makes me think of. Straight from the childhood and way too many hours in front of the tv. Sorry I'm not cool enough to know your references, Mr. Too Cool For Shitty Cartoons.

Ack Ack Ack said...

TRIPLE FAIL!

I don't care what it makes you think of! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME! Besides, you jumped all over the obvious part! You need to mash "junk" in there somewheres or NO WIN!

I LOVE SHITTY CARTOONS AND I'M NOT VERY COOL!

!!!

rick smith said...

Er...I'll try...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOiUPl5GjTE


"On an endless night, silver star spangled
The bells from the chapel went jingle-jangle"

Ack Ack Ack said...

MORE FAIL! BANNED TOO!

I DO LOVE YOU THOUGH!

NOT ON YOUTUBE! I CHECKED! STOP TRYING!

readwright said...

No.

readwright said...

Sesame Street! J-Jump or something.

"Jingle jangle junk summer day"

readwright said...

Yeah!!

wordo said...

Why are the Japanese insane?

Sure, we have our crazy product ads too, but nothing quite like the junk jangler 3000.

I blame Gojira.

rick smith said...

Nah. It's all our fault. We irradiated them.

Murphy said...

I'm suprised all this talk of junks janglin' isn't makin Cohen thirsty.

Scot said...

"the auld triangle and jingle jangle all along the banks of the royal canal"

Auld Triangle

Dropkick Murphy's

Ack Ack Ack said...

So many good guesses! Most are better than what was actually in my head at the time. The song that was jammed in my brain was a bit from The Edge. Which was a decent 90s sketch comedy show on Fox. One bit was called "Cracklin' Crotch" and was amazing. Basically a cowboy whose crotch crackled. His theme song went thusly:

"He roamed from town to town
Gunning people down
Crackling Crotch, Crackling Crotch

His spurs went jingle jangle
His crotch went crackle crackle
Crackling Crotch, Crackling Crotch

He had to ride alone
Because his groin would groan
Crackling Crotch, Crackling Crotch... "

So. See? Junk = crotch. Jingle Jangle is self explanatory. Yeah, it's reaching I know. It's also nowheres on the web. Sad.

Quarter Million Placemat Points awarded to all participants. (except this Cowboy Cohen fella) Points redeemable this coming Friday the 13th at the Midnight showing of Friday the 13th Part 4 at the AFI in Silver Spring.

Scot said...

i watched the cracklin crotch skit at kleckos house one night. we discussed it's greatness for many days afterward. i do not recall the jingle jnagle part. the most vivid memory is the actual "cracklin crotch, cracklin crotch" and the beardy cowboy on his horse

Delaneysan said...

It is a product that simulates horse back riding as exercise. They had a brief moment of popularity, but they cost so much. It is not like the Siberian masturbatory machine or anything (at least I don't think it is, but there are all kinds) The most popular one was the Panasonic Joba. Hope this helps clear some things up, sukebe!