Tuesday, December 22, 2009

TRI-COLOR POPCORN FOR TAPEWORM! CRUMB DUNGEON KEEPS EXCESS FRESH UNTIL LATER!

Treat the homeless to a tin of holiday popcorn.
Use both hands! Dig deep!

8 comments:

Chris Horse said...

FUCK YOU! Holiday popcorn is the holiday food OF AMERICA!!!!!!!111111

Jesus died on the Constitution so real Americans can have tri-color goodness (though the white popcorn is easily the tastiest, productive and most reputable while the brown popcorn just sits lazily in the one triangle. Don't even get me started about the yellow!)

Ack Ack Ack said...

Wow, a last minute contender for comment of the year. Your use of ridiculous anachronisms and popcorn racial commentary have won my heart.

Murphy said...

All Americnas know yellow popcorn is the best...hell, even Marty my Tapeworm knows that shit. As evidence look to this very photo as I'm elbow deep in the yellow son, elbow deep!

Murphy said...

Yes, I spelled Americans wrong...

Chris Horse said...

You godless librul!

The yellow popcorn is responsible for the deaths of many fine real Americans patriot sailor heroes when it got out of hand and covered the radar screens at Pearl Harbor.

You will be teabagged be real fine Amer-I-Cans!

rick smith said...

matt murphy. i need a photo of your face. i need to draw your epic beard.

yes. i'm serious.

Beezer said...

Yellow popcorn is a cruel popcorn.

Redenbacher = 'Merican

Coach Cohen said...

Real 'muricans crap thunder and piss lightning which smells of Chuck Norris' beard and yeller popcorn. Yer mustards yeller! That is all.