Thursday, December 10, 2009

HOBO GRANTS

I didn't know the government was so big on scooping up the vast, untapped transient market via internet ads posted on Hotmail. Seeing as how those guys are always on their smartphones, it makes total sense. Bums need loans, that's their real problem. The more loans, the less bums. Hooray!

6 comments:

FaceMeltingDesigns said...

This isn't a loan, it's grant. No need to repay. It's all part of our governments socialist agenda! Start giving poor, homeless folks educations and before you know it they're applying for jobs as CEOs and trying to set up their squat houses in our gated communities. I say enough. If we level the playing field how am I going to feel superior?

Ack Ack Ack said...

Ah, see, my college degree blinded me to the concept of "grants" since I wasn't hobo enough to qualify for one. But, I was good enough for a loan with a lovely interest rate! I win! No, wait...

readwright said...

I totally got grants in college, so YAY! I'm a hobo!

FaceMeltingDesigns said...

Somehow I ended up with loans, no grants and no college degree. To top it off, I look more like the hobo in the ad than either of you two. They will call me Boxcar Ethan!

Ack Ack Ack said...

Living on the edge dude. Get a fucking sweet moped and complete the process. Then you can dump the "Boxcar Ethan" thing and become "Renaissance Ethan". See, arty.

COLLEGE

Chris Horse said...

Hopping Christ on a pogo stick, that's not a fucking hobo...

... that's a Linux user who especially likes emacs over vi.

And they'll only accept the grant if it has a GNU license attached to it.