Tuesday, March 31, 2009


CNN ran a story on how you shouldn't eat pistachios because of a possible salmonella contamination. OK. Cool.
Adsense or whatever generated the following list for the article. Excellent deal. Can't wait to get mine in the mail. Makes you wonder how bad auto-genearted ads could go wrong for certain stories. Maybe a story about how a man went berserk, used a riding mower to run over his family during a picnic and then sprinkled them gently (in mulch form) on his tomato garden - would feature ads like:
"The John Deere X7000 mowing deck Edge System and 7-Iron™ decks are designed with superior airflow to deliver superior cut quality and uniform discharge, in even difficult mowing conditions."
Followed by: "The common perception is all shovels look the same, but many don't have a pre-sharpened blade edge, not the case with Fiskars Garden Tools"
Capped off with: "So come and smile for a while, come and play for the day at the Hinkle Family Fun Center, for the Games Families Play!"

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