SHOP 4 BALLERS EXCLUSIVE FROM TRENTON

Insert your own Tron jokes. Please watch this, it is amazing.

Wheeeeeeee!

YAY YOUTUBE GENERATION!

You only really need to watch a minute of this future/current manchild train wreck to understand we're all doomed. Plus, the kid displays super vague knowledge of why the films he chooses are his favorites. And there's piles of clips like this by the same dude. Fuck. I think I picked up malaria watching this. I will give him some credit for picking The Video Dead though.

I think the second comment block puts it into context perfectly:

"My number one zombie movie is a porno with good music. My second favorite is one with a name I can't pronounce and a plot I can't remember. The next one I bought because of the breasts on the cover. I'm not sure what it's about. The next one I bought because I heard that I was supposed to like Romero. The next one I like best and I highly recommend it because of the special features. Now excuse me as I cough all over everything. No, I never leave my couch, but I know a lot of useless trivia."

THE DUENDE TERROR

Are you prepared for a horror such that you may never be able to sleep again? The answer is no! Feast your eyes upon and bare your soul to the most recent creepy critter to terrorize South American folks who simply love to play football in their living rooms and shoot mega-grainy videos of each other performing said acts of footballery. I bring you three studies in YouTube macabre and yound men screaming like 8 year old girls, the unbridled terror of... THE DUENDE!

Plus an old link to an article featured in the super trustworthy Sun concerning this terrifying phenomenon!

UNO CENTO = RAGAZZO DI D.E.V.O.

100 posts of garbage!

CELEBRATE!

Do it in DEVO style like this 100% awesome kid.
Check his Mickey Mouse Doll! His T-shirt! His fucking flava!
His Ranger Rick posters! His sweet homemade keytar! His road sign wallpaper!
HIS TOTAL DISREGARD FOR BEDTIME!
Keep on keepin' on Spud!