I thought his leg was going to go all Theismann-like when he stood up.
If only Hollywood would make chase scenes where the characters continually (yet tastefully) wrecked themselves. Movies like 'Bourne Ideprematum' would be wack awesome if Damon kept racking his balls on scooter-vs-staircase scenes, Rooftop-vs-Super Grover scenes and rolled-up newspaper-vs-own balls scenes.
This guy should have done a backflip onto a motorcycle and released the footage to a remake of 'Bronx Warriors.' Have Slash and a length of re-bar play Trash, and you've got a helluva project. A helluva project, son.
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This is crathee!
"Trenton makes the world takes."
True ballers shall know the meaning of this...
I thought his leg was going to go all Theismann-like when he stood up.
If only Hollywood would make chase scenes where the characters continually (yet tastefully) wrecked themselves. Movies like 'Bourne Ideprematum' would be wack awesome if Damon kept racking his balls on scooter-vs-staircase scenes, Rooftop-vs-Super Grover scenes and rolled-up newspaper-vs-own balls scenes.
This guy should have done a backflip onto a motorcycle and released the footage to a remake of 'Bronx Warriors.' Have Slash and a length of re-bar play Trash, and you've got a helluva project. A helluva project, son.
Wherever he is, Charles Darwin quietly smiled to himself...
Obviously walking into Shop 4 Ballers instantly healed him.
PRAISE PLAYA JESUS
next free day that i have, i'm taking the train to trenton.
Ouch. That one had me cringing. Compressed spine, anyone?
And Murphy...you continue to make me chuckle.
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