Tuesday, July 6, 2010


You only really need to watch a minute of this future/current manchild train wreck to understand we're all doomed. Plus, the kid displays super vague knowledge of why the films he chooses are his favorites. And there's piles of clips like this by the same dude. Fuck. I think I picked up malaria watching this. I will give him some credit for picking The Video Dead though.

I think the second comment block puts it into context perfectly:

"My number one zombie movie is a porno with good music. My second favorite is one with a name I can't pronounce and a plot I can't remember. The next one I bought because of the breasts on the cover. I'm not sure what it's about. The next one I bought because I heard that I was supposed to like Romero. The next one I like best and I highly recommend it because of the special features. Now excuse me as I cough all over everything. No, I never leave my couch, but I know a lot of useless trivia."


FaceMeltingDesigns said...

Is he sitting on a couch or does he have a special double-wide desk chair?

Anonymous said...

Baltimore? We should go on a road trip and watch a flim with this guy. What he lacks in plot analysis is supplanted with heart, straight-talking and a possible benefactor. I hope his body isn't slowly rejecting him or something. I wonder if has indoor swimming pool fights with his neighbor.

"I wish I could remember the plots."

Don't we all, Francis, don't we all.

Ack Ack Ack said...

The couch is part of him, I'm guessing.

And Captain Anon, does everything have to come back to PeeWee? I guess it does. Get a user name you goon.


Jessica said...

Holy shit. He's still talking.

"The Devil" said...

You mean that's a person? I thought it was a talking couch. You know, Chairy's cousin, Couchy. Maybe he's a couch given life. Frank-in-couch!

God bless the goofy bastard. At least he's got something to be excited about despite not remembering what it is exactly.

Jessica said...

"At least he's got something to be excited about despite not remembering what it is exactly."