YAY YOUTUBE GENERATION!

You only really need to watch a minute of this future/current manchild train wreck to understand we're all doomed. Plus, the kid displays super vague knowledge of why the films he chooses are his favorites. And there's piles of clips like this by the same dude. Fuck. I think I picked up malaria watching this. I will give him some credit for picking The Video Dead though.

I think the second comment block puts it into context perfectly:

"My number one zombie movie is a porno with good music. My second favorite is one with a name I can't pronounce and a plot I can't remember. The next one I bought because of the breasts on the cover. I'm not sure what it's about. The next one I bought because I heard that I was supposed to like Romero. The next one I like best and I highly recommend it because of the special features. Now excuse me as I cough all over everything. No, I never leave my couch, but I know a lot of useless trivia."