Stupid junk mail. Made me laugh out loud.Let's all congratulate Dennis for finding me on the internet.
And for remembering his best number.
What do you think his question concerns?
And for remembering his best number.
What do you think his question concerns?
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You want axe? (in Warcraft I Troll voice)
Probably your virgin butthole or your desire to see underage nude asian girls.
Lies! There is no such thing as an underage Asian girl!
Probably wondering why it burns when he pees since you the last time you two *saw* each other.
Clearly it's about the size of ones crank.
What is this in-ter-net he speaks of? I must needs run out to the store to pick up one of those newfangled AOL CD-Roms that I see by the checkout counter(and they are free! What a wondrous world!). Then I shall get myself a username that has many, many numbers after it; For instead of trying to think of something original, I shall create aimee27354 or amunruh75 or somesuch. I will then send you an electronic mail inviting you to join me for a seltzer. Perhaps afterwards we can visit the local cobbler, for I have a boot that needs mending. Until then, give Dennis my fondest regards! Farewell!
Hey, I just talked with Dennis and it turns out he's a restless spirit trapped in the internet who enjoys emailing folks from beyond the grave.
About penises, underage Asians, AOL, virgin buttholes, hobnails, and burning pee.
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