Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I GUESS DOING A RAINDANCE BACKWARDS DOESN'T REVERSE THE SPELL

Sorta like driving a car backwards doesn't erase mileage. I shold have listened to "Ferris Bueler's Day Off", but was blinded by the logic presented in "The Gate".
It's almost funny in a cosmic sorta way.

ME: "Dear Fall, don't shit on this one day please."
FALL: "So you'll like what then?"
ME: "I dunno, maybe 10 hours of semi-decent weather. Don't go crazy."
FALL: "Right, a lovely week preceeding the day in question, then close to exactly 12 hours of rain during the prime daylight hours, high temperatures, and near 100% humidity. Got it."
ME: "Uh, cool, thanks."

We're so in a fight right now.

7 comments:

Chris Horse said...

It's like raAaaAAiiinnnn on your wedding day!

Chris Horse said...

And of course, following this trend, since we're near the ocean, your wedding will become classified and the only link to it will be a tape salvaged from a camera.

it'll be callsed: Cloverfield II

Ack Ack Ack said...

I blame Parkton and the dark demons in its hills. (ie your gut)

Fiend Without A Face said...

Can't you slip Dan like an extra $20 and work things out?

Murphy said...

Faceless Fiend wins...

Wordo said...

Keep bitchin' and you'll draw a tsunami followed by a Cat6 hurricane. That's how the big DM in the sky rolls.

Dave said...

I think it actually did!! good dancin'