tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post6599947026798727437..comments2023-05-08T09:44:05.042-04:00Comments on Slayer Placemat: WHY, HELLO DENNIS!Ack Ack Ackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-66363928911951947062009-09-03T16:36:46.310-04:002009-09-03T16:36:46.310-04:00Hey, I just talked with Dennis and it turns out he...Hey, I just talked with Dennis and it turns out he's a restless spirit trapped in the internet who enjoys emailing folks from beyond the grave.<br /><br />About penises, underage Asians, AOL, virgin buttholes, hobnails, and burning pee.Ack Ack Ackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13857894988233570618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-28541444301038361712009-09-03T16:20:41.495-04:002009-09-03T16:20:41.495-04:00What is this in-ter-net he speaks of? I must need...What is this in-ter-net he speaks of? I must needs run out to the store to pick up one of those newfangled AOL CD-Roms that I see by the checkout counter(and they are free! What a wondrous world!). Then I shall get myself a username that has many, many numbers after it; For instead of trying to think of something original, I shall create aimee27354 or amunruh75 or somesuch. I will then send you an electronic mail inviting you to join me for a seltzer. Perhaps afterwards we can visit the local cobbler, for I have a boot that needs mending. Until then, give Dennis my fondest regards! Farewell!Aimeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-42137188909977448022009-09-03T05:05:59.052-04:002009-09-03T05:05:59.052-04:00Clearly it's about the size of ones crank.Clearly it's about the size of ones crank.TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-50788261298201375142009-09-02T20:59:17.972-04:002009-09-02T20:59:17.972-04:00Probably wondering why it burns when he pees since...Probably wondering why it burns when he pees since you the last time you two *saw* each other.Chris Horsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12826458259951041447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-74411625589728777002009-09-02T16:49:34.662-04:002009-09-02T16:49:34.662-04:00Lies! There is no such thing as an underage Asian...Lies! There is no such thing as an underage Asian girl!Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07598867478972402068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-48736561181108566012009-09-02T11:55:11.568-04:002009-09-02T11:55:11.568-04:00Probably your virgin butthole or your desire to se...Probably your virgin butthole or your desire to see underage nude asian girls.FaceMeltingDesignshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01660182946851788044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806757709134840220.post-70047534503167903102009-09-02T11:22:25.925-04:002009-09-02T11:22:25.925-04:00You want axe? (in Warcraft I Troll voice)You want axe? (in Warcraft I Troll voice)Coach Cohenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16277685131145012622noreply@blogger.com