Check out my speedin' image, lovingly printed out and sent my way care of Maryland's magical safety camera robots. I'm amazed at the speed trap camera's ability to capture such a tiny target moving at the eye blisterin', mind shatterin', dong splittin' speed of 38 MPH. I'm now officially certified to buy a spiked German helmet, excessively large shoulder chains, an Iron Cross choker, and various swastika accessories.
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Funny thing is, you were probably maxed out at 38MPH too. Anything passed that and Vespas explode right?
Can camera traps capture (slightly) fast moving fireballs? And if they can manage to catch the plate through the enveloping flames, would the state still send a ticket to the charred corpse's place of residence?
And an even more important question: will this post again make Go-Go sad as he ponders his lifeless bike-hulk in his garage/shack?
The Pagans Motorcycle Club patch depicts the Norse fire-giant Surtr sitting on the sun, wielding a sword, plus the word Pagan's [sic] in red, white and blue. -Wikipizzledizzle
Whaddup anonymous!
I think I'm going to go for a crummy 70s movie version of the biker gang dude. Not the real life crap.
In Japan they can only give such tickets if they also get a photo of the driver's face (which is only fair, I say, because Chris got me a ticket once while using my car to zoom around Wilmington). Think of the fun you could have with that, were you willing to pay the ticket for the fun of getting a government-sponsored photo of yourself giving the finger.
Sigh.
My P200 with the Malossi 210 kit could hit 80 without blinking.
Hmmm...
Have you accounted for the accumulated mass you've gathered since you were a twentysomething carefree individual?
50 MPH max.
SELL!
Or better yet, just give it to me...as payment for doing the possible design for the addition to your homestead.
Wouldn't you rather see really gay photos of me and Ty riding around DC, than have it collect dust in your shack?
(You'll have to fix it up first. I ain't wantin' no broke ass shit!)
Thank you Ty for reminding me how morbidly obese I have become.
Off to eat a twinkie and cry.
You need those essential tears to help lubricate your face for vast dinner meals. Waste them not on a mere twinkie! Save them!
I WILL FUCKING SIT ON YOU - I SWEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
While it's true that you may end up sitting on me in an attempt at petty vengeance, I can guarantee that you'll not be sitting on one item in particular.
Namely a P200 with a 210 Malossi kit OR that Sprint you have in pieces.
Sell now!
Venkman Burn in Hell.
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