Tuesday, July 21, 2009

BREAKIN THE LAW or TOTAL BULLSHIT CAMERA FUCK TICKET GARBAGE ROBOT CAMERA MONEY EATER


Check out my speedin' image, lovingly printed out and sent my way care of Maryland's magical safety camera robots. I'm amazed at the speed trap camera's ability to capture such a tiny target moving at the eye blisterin', mind shatterin', dong splittin' speed of 38 MPH. I'm now officially certified to buy a spiked German helmet, excessively large shoulder chains, an Iron Cross choker, and various swastika accessories.

14 comments:

rick smith said...

Funny thing is, you were probably maxed out at 38MPH too. Anything passed that and Vespas explode right?

Can camera traps capture (slightly) fast moving fireballs? And if they can manage to catch the plate through the enveloping flames, would the state still send a ticket to the charred corpse's place of residence?

And an even more important question: will this post again make Go-Go sad as he ponders his lifeless bike-hulk in his garage/shack?

Anonymous said...

The Pagans Motorcycle Club patch depicts the Norse fire-giant Surtr sitting on the sun, wielding a sword, plus the word Pagan's [sic] in red, white and blue. -Wikipizzledizzle

Ack Ack Ack said...

Whaddup anonymous!

I think I'm going to go for a crummy 70s movie version of the biker gang dude. Not the real life crap.

Aimee said...

In Japan they can only give such tickets if they also get a photo of the driver's face (which is only fair, I say, because Chris got me a ticket once while using my car to zoom around Wilmington). Think of the fun you could have with that, were you willing to pay the ticket for the fun of getting a government-sponsored photo of yourself giving the finger.

Chris Horse said...

Sigh.

My P200 with the Malossi 210 kit could hit 80 without blinking.

rick smith said...

Hmmm...

Ack Ack Ack said...

Have you accounted for the accumulated mass you've gathered since you were a twentysomething carefree individual?

50 MPH max.

SELL!

rick smith said...

Or better yet, just give it to me...as payment for doing the possible design for the addition to your homestead.

Wouldn't you rather see really gay photos of me and Ty riding around DC, than have it collect dust in your shack?

rick smith said...

(You'll have to fix it up first. I ain't wantin' no broke ass shit!)

Chris Horse said...

Thank you Ty for reminding me how morbidly obese I have become.

Off to eat a twinkie and cry.

Ack Ack Ack said...

You need those essential tears to help lubricate your face for vast dinner meals. Waste them not on a mere twinkie! Save them!

Chris Horse said...

I WILL FUCKING SIT ON YOU - I SWEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Ack Ack Ack said...

While it's true that you may end up sitting on me in an attempt at petty vengeance, I can guarantee that you'll not be sitting on one item in particular.

Namely a P200 with a 210 Malossi kit OR that Sprint you have in pieces.

Sell now!

Chris Horse said...

Venkman Burn in Hell.