Check out my speedin' image, lovingly printed out and sent my way care of Maryland's magical safety camera robots. I'm amazed at the speed trap camera's ability to capture such a tiny target moving at the eye blisterin', mind shatterin', dong splittin' speed of 38 MPH. I'm now officially certified to buy a spiked German helmet, excessively large shoulder chains, an Iron Cross choker, and various swastika accessories.
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