UNO CENTO = RAGAZZO DI D.E.V.O.

100 posts of garbage!

CELEBRATE!

Do it in DEVO style like this 100% awesome kid.
Check his Mickey Mouse Doll! His T-shirt! His fucking flava!
His Ranger Rick posters! His sweet homemade keytar! His road sign wallpaper!
HIS TOTAL DISREGARD FOR BEDTIME!
Keep on keepin' on Spud!

HEADBANGIN'BAMA

Fairs fair. Bush would have slaughered for this. Or this. Or this.
Luckily, someone is keeping track of every missed syllable for us!

But there's a flip side to the inconsistency. I sorta wonder why this photo from Bush's visit to Russia in 2004 didn't spark an outcry of Bush being a secret Soviet/Commie sympathizer or whatever. But things were much more awesome at that in time point I guess. Today, everything's fucked! Ahh, just ignore me, it's mostly the swine flu talking anyways.

I DIDN'T KNOW STUART WAS AN IPHONE APP DEVELOPER or SHAKE YOUR BABY MAKER

Baby neck snappin'? Yeah, there's an App for that.

How this got by Apple, who knows. But I wasn't on top enough to nab it before it got pulled. Natch.

DRAG ME TO HELL IN THE USS KELVIN

I'm going to get blowed up.

So, Star Trek is nearly here and I've managed to simply be excited for it and that's that. I'm not gonna over nerd it and break my stupid brain. I'm just gonna go and see it and then...maybe I'll get nerdy then. The point is, new Trek movie, stuff blows up, and Romulans are involved. Sounds good to me.

Staples are a good thing for my head.

To distract me and at the same time give me something new to look forward to, I've been focusing on Drag Me To Hell, which releases May 29th. Did someone say Sam Raimi? Old school horror? Sam Raimi? Dark comedy? Witches with mortgages? Demons? Yeah, I'm on board.

Give us a kiss, my pet.

The suck part, it's currently PG-13, so no over the top gore I guess. Which I was kinda looking forward to. But perhaps a return to subtlety isn't so bad in these days of shit like Saw. Raimi is damn good at having simple things carry weight. There's also some talk that the ending may change and from what I hear it's currently one of those "everyone loses" type endings. Which I'm fine with, but some folks with money ain't. The sticking point may be the whole Hell thing and Demons eating some lady. I guess we'll see if Sam can fend off big Hollywood interests and give fans a lil' of the ol' Evil Dead magic.

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BULLDOZER WARRIORS UNITE! FORM OF: AWESOMETRON!

This is old, but it's still viable entertainment. Crazy dude gets pissed at the town mayor and thinks long and hard about the best way to take out his anger issues. Egg the Mayor's house? TP the trees? Blow up an mailbox? Salt his lawn? Kick his dog? Nah, guy builds himself a Road Warrior/Gauntlet worthy death vehicle. It's your basic bulldozer jobby with a pair of 50 cals, closed circuit TV monitors, and concrete reinforced armor. No biggie. Only took a few weeks to build in a secret base outside of town.

The most interesting detail of the entire rampage, is the fact that once the dude fitted the armor top on (using a crane while inside the beast), there was nooooo way for him to take it back off again. He was in it to win it. That's the kinda determination that once made this great country proud. But he wasn't determined enough to see it through to the end. He went out in the fashion that currently makes this great country proud.

Want to jump start the economy? Set up some guidelines, draw up the legal deathrace papers, have 'em sign, and let these crazy bastards loose in an arena and charge 50 bucks an episode. MY MONEY IS READY.

THE BLOODY RAGE OF BIGFOOT, BECAUSE CHILD ACTORS (OR YOUR KIDS) ARE A GOOD IDEA.

This "production still" really does all the talking for me. But, below you'll find a bit from the director that may tempt you to actually hit the play button. Which, after you've done so, will cause you to wonder if a month has just flown by in a feverish haze.

"This movie: "The Bloody Rage of Bigfoot" will be unlike anything you have ever seen before. It does not follow any traditional formula used in any prior horror film. The story is told through the eyes of a psychotic and deranged person in a clown suit that calls himself Puss-E. He is befriended by an evil witch that conjurs up a horrific demon that later does battle with Bigfoot in a automotive junkyard during a thunderstorm. The film contains tons of blood, explosions, and action. The scene in the trailer with the two people wearing gorilla suits ARE NOT BIGFOOT. That will all be explained. I gurantee that everyone will enjoy this film once completed."

BECAUSE I'M OUT OF IDEAS

I'm posting this "suitable for 4th grade hilarity" image
from one of the Vetocks' trips in England.

Silly England.