Wednesday, April 22, 2009

DRAG ME TO HELL IN THE USS KELVIN

I'm going to get blowed up.

So, Star Trek is nearly here and I've managed to simply be excited for it and that's that. I'm not gonna over nerd it and break my stupid brain. I'm just gonna go and see it and then...maybe I'll get nerdy then. The point is, new Trek movie, stuff blows up, and Romulans are involved. Sounds good to me.

Staples are a good thing for my head.

To distract me and at the same time give me something new to look forward to, I've been focusing on Drag Me To Hell, which releases May 29th. Did someone say Sam Raimi? Old school horror? Sam Raimi? Dark comedy? Witches with mortgages? Demons? Yeah, I'm on board.

Give us a kiss, my pet.

The suck part, it's currently PG-13, so no over the top gore I guess. Which I was kinda looking forward to. But perhaps a return to subtlety isn't so bad in these days of shit like Saw. Raimi is damn good at having simple things carry weight. There's also some talk that the ending may change and from what I hear it's currently one of those "everyone loses" type endings. Which I'm fine with, but some folks with money ain't. The sticking point may be the whole Hell thing and Demons eating some lady. I guess we'll see if Sam can fend off big Hollywood interests and give fans a lil' of the ol' Evil Dead magic.

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12 comments:

L. Vetock said...

So the fact that you have already analyzed two of the trailers second by second is not nerdy? I beg to differ.

Ack Ack Ack said...

Well, I meant I wasn't going to over nerd it any further.

I know I've already gone too far and am a giant sad-o.

Chris Horse said...

I saw Ty bidding on this:

http://tinyurl.com/crxdd2

Sad-o.

Coach Cohen said...

Says the ginger who works at a toy company and spends all days obsessing about perl script and Thor's hammer. Who's sad?

Chris Horse said...

THOR'S HAMMER IS SERIUZ BUSINEZZ!

Murphy said...

You're all a bunch of sados!

Drew Will said...

Having worked many Games Days, I can assure you Ty is not nearly as much of a sad-o as he could be! And he still smells nice!! "Drag me to hell" looks groovy, and of course I'm fully aroused for the new Star Trek movie as well.

Ack Ack Ack said...

They should bottle my essence.

Is Murph claiming to NOT be a sad-o? The dude who plays fucking Bretonnians, participates in more Axis and Allies than most 4 Star Generals (games of which often reside on the floor in a separate room so they can be played later), runs a Goblin Ninja in D&D, and owns 40 some Fimir? That guy? Time to own up.

Murphy said...

Fack! Cairo throwin' straight heart punches...tear, sniffle, tear.

I think I might be catchin' feelings.

Unknown said...

No, Murph, no! If you start catching feelings, all my conceptions of you will be shattered.

Curren, I never thought I'd live to see the day you'd use the word "ginger." Shame on you.

Cohen the Conversational said...

I am in all places at once with my vocabulary. Fear my wanton usage!!!

Kung Fu Cohen said...

Murph. It was this!