THE ONLY WEBSITE YOU'LL EVER NEED TO SEE. BECAUSE YOU WILL BE BLIND AFTERWARDS.

I used a mirrored shield to view it and thus avoided its Cockatrice-like abilities. Click and be amazed! If you could download just one page on a desert isle, this might be it.

The goggles, they do nothing.

REASON #753 THAT GAMERS SHOULD COLLECTIVELY BURN CHESSEX TO THE GROUND

The reasons are numerous, but one that really brings it home is simple. Plague and Pestilence. A fun little card game. These fucks have been sitting, SITTING on the license and rights to a complete, finished, no need for tweaking, dead simple but extremely popular card game, for close to 2 years now.
As you can see on their abso-wonderous fail site (reason #49), the game is "on hold". Along with another game they claim to sell, but currently have never released nor do they have a release date for it. Yeah, wrap your head around that sentence. Such is their sound business logic. You can also see on the page some other items that you may want but can't have because they will be out of stock until the end of time.


All they have to do is print the fucker. It's a done deal. It's like printing your own damn money. Plague and Pestilence is a perfect little game. It needs no new art, no new rules, no new nothing. It just needs to exist! Print the cards, put them in a box and, slap some of your fucking precious skull dice in there and ship it to the hungry nerds that are paying up to 120 bucks for a copy currently. Assholes! There a few sites on the internet that are pre-ordering the game, but have no idea (December maybe?) when it'll arrive. Gotta love pre-orders for stuff that may not exist.


Now, back to their website. Please, do go and enjoy the largest dice manufacturer's shit filled website! See how many different copyrights you can find! Oldest copyright wins a prize! The prize of course being whatever you want to take as yours since the copyright barely made this millennium! Check ou tthat jaggy logo! Marvel at the use of white space on the Dice home page! Wonder if you're going blind due to the crummy blurred pictures! Enjoy the sense of confusion you feel as you click on the Blank Dice link found here and are dumped onto a page with a giant list! See if you can find the cleverly hidden "click here to order" links scattered throughout the site!

It' simply amazing that these tards are allowed to continue to run a business. I'd be fucking embarassed to the extreme if this was my company's website and general ethos. So, gamer nerds, burn Chessex to the ground. Or at the very least, whoever hosts this abomination of a webpage, please delete it. I'll trade you my copy of Plague and Pestilence if you do.

ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE! AND KAIJU?

Whilst incessantly searching for stupid Banpresto 14" Ultraman crane prize crap, I hit this nightmare page of internet horror. I know I've stumbled upon it before during some other kaiju related madness internet search and most certainly it's awesomeness simply wiped its existence from my memory. But now... I. Can't. Forget. Welcome to the wonderland that is:

MONSTERLANDTOYS

Website 101 fail times a thousand scavenger hunt checklist:
Gigantic graphic about one page scroll in length. - Check
15 Font colors on page - Check
Animated gif - Checkaroo
Image link borders on - Check
Sized images via browser - Win
Amazing Link page with little to do with business - Oh shit yes

America in your face - Check

More Jesus than Kaiju - Check
Kentucky - Check
Single mega page of doom layout - Affirmative
Navigation that changes magically at bottom of each page - Yuppers





Tables from hell - Check
Bon Jovi - Yeah
Pictures of your children holding merch - Checkers

Super jaggy images - Check

Sweet merciful internet, please take this server and business away from this reject. Suck it into the internetz black hoelz and make it die.

Clicking on the "Movies" page alone is like sending your browser to Dutch Wonderland. Which is easily the equivalent of strapping yourself to a bed and having Tiger Woods wail on your junk with a 1 Wood for a good hour and a half. For the ladies, I guess it's like strapping yourself spread eagled to a car hood and having Evil Knievel's reanimated corpse drive you through a corn field while simultaneously rocking an hour long mammogram performed by "Nurse Crushatron". It's just plain torture.

How do these folks stay open? Why can't a sane person run these places? Why must everything be so hard?

It's just plain craziness. What are they selling? How did Ben Stein get mixed in there? Jesus, Godzilla, 9-11, Ultraman, Prayer, gun ownership? I just wanted some vinyl toys. Remind me before I set off to G-Fest this year (no, not that G-Fest) to eat a sizable plate of Asparagus and piss on this fucktards booth. I mean Charlie Daniels? I wasn't expecting that kinda shit on a Godzilla site. Ugh.

DO YOUR PART TO HELP CRUSH THE SWEET EVERLOVING BEJESUS OUT OF INTERNET EXPLORER

I stumbled on this image on some German's picture site that really hates our reigining champion, I mean president. But, we can be heroes. Even the mighty Dubya could be a hero.

Internet Explorer is the bane of the internet and web design in general. It's a dinosaur browser with dinosaur thinking behind it. And it breaks pages or fucks up how stuff should display all the damn time. The reason it has such a massive share of the stupid internet is because it comes installed on every stinkin' PC and 90% of the folks with said PCs don't bother to take the 2 minutes necessary to download a new browser that will not fuck you with a broomstick.

But IE and PC users can't escape Google. (though Microsoft certainly tried) It's in just about every browser window. Just lurkin'. And Google has a browser now, which is pretty much completely targeted at Windows users. Now that Google's browser "Chrome" has hit, maybe the dirty, antiquated, assbackwards, buggy, ugly, hobo smelling bag of monkey shit browser that is Internet Explorer will finally begin it's descent into the 9th circle of browser hell along with it's old friend Netscape.

I just really dislike IE.

If you have a PC and want to contribute to the potential end of IE's undeserved dominance of teh internets, please go check out Chrome. Maybe not today since it just just came out, but in a month or so. Use it in tandem with Firefox and never open IE ever again.