Tuesday, September 2, 2008

DO YOUR PART TO HELP CRUSH THE SWEET EVERLOVING BEJESUS OUT OF INTERNET EXPLORER

I stumbled on this image on some German's picture site that really hates our reigining champion, I mean president. But, we can be heroes. Even the mighty Dubya could be a hero.

Internet Explorer is the bane of the internet and web design in general. It's a dinosaur browser with dinosaur thinking behind it. And it breaks pages or fucks up how stuff should display all the damn time. The reason it has such a massive share of the stupid internet is because it comes installed on every stinkin' PC and 90% of the folks with said PCs don't bother to take the 2 minutes necessary to download a new browser that will not fuck you with a broomstick.

But IE and PC users can't escape Google. (though Microsoft certainly tried) It's in just about every browser window. Just lurkin'. And Google has a browser now, which is pretty much completely targeted at Windows users. Now that Google's browser "Chrome" has hit, maybe the dirty, antiquated, assbackwards, buggy, ugly, hobo smelling bag of monkey shit browser that is Internet Explorer will finally begin it's descent into the 9th circle of browser hell along with it's old friend Netscape.

I just really dislike IE.

If you have a PC and want to contribute to the potential end of IE's undeserved dominance of teh internets, please go check out Chrome. Maybe not today since it just just came out, but in a month or so. Use it in tandem with Firefox and never open IE ever again.

9 comments:

readwright said...

I was wondering about Chrome, though I like Firefox just fine, even though recently it's been eating bookmarks like it's its job. What sucks is that sometimes I'm forced to use IE. It's actually quite rare, but I experienced it just the other day. I finally decided to use the Netflix 'watch it now' option, selected the first series of 'Yes, Minister' and prepared to laugh at early 1980s British political humor. But Netflix and Firefox apparently are not friends. I had to open IE to use the 'watch it now' option. Same goes for when I mass upload photos to Ofoto. The program only works with IE. What's a girl to do then?

Cohen the Ravenous said...

Since I am now firmly stuck in the hell that is PC land for 7.5 hours a day, Chrome will be in my future. However, the IT dept. won't let me install it so I suspect I will still be sucking wind with IE. Balls.

Chris Horse said...

Given Google's predilection for keeping things in Beta permanently or dropping support for items once the shine has worn off.... I predict Chrome will be the Ralph Nader of Firefox and actually keep IE as the most installed browser and stall Firefox's growth.

Ack Ack Ack said...

I predict Mr. Chris Horse will eat a a chicken sandwich or three. And, a cock.

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Chris Horse said...

You sir, are fowl.

Chris Horse said...

Well, it certainly renders JSP fast as hell. Even makes the GW site react like it's a basic HTML page.

But did you read the EULA? Ick. No thanks. Uninstalled.

Ack Ack Ack said...

You're right, that is a bit off putting. Which is why it was changed. The GW site fast? I'm amazed. (How did you manage to type/see the keyboard with all that cock in your mouth?)

Chris Horse said...

Tut, tut! The real question is how could you find the strength to type with your cock in my holster?

Rick Smith said...

Why don't you guys just have the butt sex and be done with it! I heard that Go-Go puts chicken sandwiches in his anus. STUFFER!

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