I'D LIKE TO RETURN MY BRAIN NOW. I DON'T REALLY NEED IT NO MORES.
I got nothing to say other than I truly believe America has officially passed the point where the stupids outnumber the average. Idiocracy can't be far off.
we actually passed the "stupids" line when the airways were flooded with reality shows where americans are yelled at by some english person. simon from idol, the weakest link bitch, and the angry english chef dude are all smarter than the millions who watch their ridiculous shows....just because they are english.
clay aiken is gay? there is a surprise. some fem bastard who prances around with a feathered hairdo and sings tunes is gay? no way. what is this world coming to? next thing you know we will hear that obama, biden and palin all voted for the bridge to nowhere before it was exposed as a govt scam to rip off taxpayers...... oh wait, that news already broke.
the museum is for sale and they have documents... from the fbi... and evidence and stuff, they get like 10 visitors a day, and their website is pretty boss.
Thank you, mighty injun, for pointing out my wasted life as a web designer. Now that I have seen the greatest web design out there, I can begin to unlearn the damage done and move forward using the Elvis Is Alive source code to re-invent the internet.
Blinking Lights!
And Noyle, if shit goes bad, I may be calling upon your couch until I find a place to live...
Make space for the Monster as well. I've been playing with the idea for years anyway. Better yet, find me either a.) a family of saquatch to live with or b.) a wendigo to get bitten by. I think I will be more comfortable either way.
Heh. Oh Stuart. Is that a Banana Splits reference or something else? It's a side car on a dune buggy in the Apocalypse actually. I'd be right at home in that chase scene in Doomsday I suspect.
Oops, never mind, Lindsay Lohan's publicist is now backpedaling and saying Lindsay is NOT gay, and is just really good friends with the woman she has sex with.
I really wonder why that is, it's not like there was a backlash when she finally 'came out', since, ya know, everyone ALREADY KNEW. Sheesh.
And you guys laughed when Ken tried to prepare us for the hobo wars. We will all ride the rails and sing songs of Lohan during the Second Great Depression.
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But Ty...I've always wondered about Lohan and Aiken!!! It's soooo important to me that it comes before "putting food on my family!"
Vote Spengler 2008 and help me in my campaign to reduce the world population 90% by 2009.
I'd like to know more about Lohan's dating of woman.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Oh you know I want to live in a shipping container. Mine would be the most tricked out evar.
"Gay People Exist"
News at 11
I'll definitely vote Spengler '08...as long as I ensure my place in the new regime of the intelligencia.
we actually passed the "stupids" line when the airways were flooded with reality shows where americans are yelled at by some english person. simon from idol, the weakest link bitch, and the angry english chef dude are all smarter than the millions who watch their ridiculous shows....just because they are english.
clay aiken is gay? there is a surprise. some fem bastard who prances around with a feathered hairdo and sings tunes is gay? no way. what is this world coming to? next thing you know we will hear that obama, biden and palin all voted for the bridge to nowhere before it was exposed as a govt scam to rip off taxpayers...... oh wait, that news already broke.
Clay Aikin is gay!?!
No way, I mean, I just thought he really liked Liberace, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Holy Crap.
If the whole world has indeed turned on the dumb, then it's time we capitalized on it. I propose we invest and purchase...
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/E6AB7511255D3FC6862574CC005A8F38?OpenDocument
Cause surely, the King never died, making the most amazing film, Bubbahotep a documentary.
I'm going back to bed, wake me when it's over.
Stupid comment thingie!
http://www.theelvisisalivemuseum.com/
the museum is for sale and they have documents... from the fbi... and evidence and stuff, they get like 10 visitors a day, and their website is pretty boss.
It's never to late to move north...
We have plenty of empty shipping containers.
Thank you, mighty injun, for pointing out my wasted life as a web designer. Now that I have seen the greatest web design out there, I can begin to unlearn the damage done and move forward using the Elvis Is Alive source code to re-invent the internet.
Blinking Lights!
And Noyle, if shit goes bad, I may be calling upon your couch until I find a place to live...
Make space for the Monster as well. I've been playing with the idea for years anyway. Better yet, find me either a.) a family of saquatch to live with or b.) a wendigo to get bitten by. I think I will be more comfortable either way.
Cohen, don't you have a go-kart to ride around in or something?
Heh. Oh Stuart. Is that a Banana Splits reference or something else? It's a side car on a dune buggy in the Apocalypse actually. I'd be right at home in that chase scene in Doomsday I suspect.
There is room on my couch for all refugees.
There is a family of Sasquatch that live in the nice raised ranch down the street. I'll let them know you're looking for accommodations....
Noyle. I suspect you will be tasty and delicious if not a bit stringy if push comes to shove.
Raised ranch? Is it on stilts? Now I know how Ty feels when I batter him with words...
Stu, I'm happy you kept our secret for so long.
Oops, never mind, Lindsay Lohan's publicist is now backpedaling and saying Lindsay is NOT gay, and is just really good friends with the woman she has sex with.
I really wonder why that is, it's not like there was a backlash when she finally 'came out', since, ya know, everyone ALREADY KNEW. Sheesh.
Batter me with all the icing you can muster Stuart.
And you guys laughed when Ken tried to prepare us for the hobo wars. We will all ride the rails and sing songs of Lohan during the Second Great Depression.
Littlest Hobo, you're our only hope!
Arf, Arf, Lick.
Translation: You're so boned.
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