Tuesday, September 14, 2010

OLD FUCKED UP BASEMENT, MEET MOSTLY LESS TOXIC BASEMENT

More excitement updates to the max! The old ass basement walls were totally covered in banged up flaky painty paper junk and crumbly rock that constantly fell to the ground in nasty lil' chips n' clumps. They would then hitch a ride and track with you during your travels. Plus there were oddball fluffy white crystals growing on the old wood framework and some lovely spots of black mold thanks to a pair of sweet, rotting metal pipes dripping rust colored stagnant water. It was like a friggin' jams and jellies page from the Monster Manual.

But, a pair of Portugese dudes, who were way bummed about their nation's World Cup performance, came in and cast Dimension Door on all that nasty shit. Well most of the nasty nasty shit. I still had to sweep and punish Old B.O.B. with more dusty doom once they were through. The new walls are uniform in color, now that they are dry, do not flake horrible particles into the air and generally make the dingy dungeon look and smell a hell of a lot better. Not sure what to do with all the awesome hanging plug sockets and switches now that the old stupid framework is gone - but I'll take it and save my Yellow Ochre battles for the tabletop.

7 comments:

Chris Horse said...

Get some insulation back on those pipes, mister!

Wordo said...

Is that asbestos I see for pipe insulation?

Why yes, yes it is.

function (oldHouse) {
goToAndPlay("pain","ass");
trace("FML");
};

Ack Ack Ack said...

Nothing but the best for my lungs.

Yeah.

"The Devil" said...

I hear asbestos is the wave of the future. That's the future your lungs are breathing in!

Fiend Without A Face said...

Man, and I had almost forgotten about doing laundry in Flophouse Sub-Level One...

Chris Horse said...

Wordo, is that Flex coding I see?

FaceMeltingDesigns said...

That's the kind of basement you can hide some bodies in right there.