Thursday, September 23, 2010

FLEAMARKET BONANAZAAAA OF VAALYOUSE!

Some crap I dug up at a fleamarket recently. Gots to love fleamarkets.
It was hosted at an old drive-in theater.
One area looked like a dollar store had exploded.

Use it repeatedly. For a long time.

This sucker caught my eye real fast. What's mo' funny than lampin' on our nation's drug issues? Well, ass crack jokes to hang on the wall. Seriously, there was a special section for this. Which was right next to a bin full of high falutin' sections with philosophers' and writers' names.

Mutha-lovin' JAZZY CATS TRIO!
Damn right they need to be featured on an explosive blasty background.
A jazzy blast.
This layout should be taught in all design schools.

ONCE OWN, NOTHING CAN INSTEAD!

Amalgamation of left over superhero parts unite!
All children should only get fucked up left over mash up toys like this.
It builds character.
ROLL CALL!

PUDDIN' HEAD MUSCLE SPIDER WITH POISON DIRK!
"Fear me criminals, for I will stick you.

BIG JAWMAN WITH NO ACTION ACCESSORY!
I need no tools to cause pain, only my massive jawline.

FLESHY HEADED GORILLA GEM-CHESTOR WITH DUAL PIZZA BLADE
When my gem flashes, wrong doers drop like flies.

Together now: ALL HEROES COME!

5 comments:

Chris Horse said...

Somewhere, an IP lawyer is looking at this and drooling.

Rick Smith said...

How do you find such amazing treats?

saffrons12 said...

What?! No "The Thundercat"? Sorry, your impressive collection is incomplete without the VHS magic of The Thundercat. Keep digging.

Ack Ack Ack said...

But I already have THE THUNDERCAT. One's enough, trust me.

Fiend Without A Face said...

God, I cannot wait for y'all's yard sale in like thirty years. Sweet old skool Necromunda figs, sick vinyl, and more Engrish than you can shake a chopstick at.