Friday, April 30, 2010

ONE OF THESE IS SLIGHTLY MORE DESIRABLE

I think I'd rather had a super irritating (oh noes!) 1/2 inch speck on the horizon ruin my fantastic richie rich "ocenanic vista", than a burning cloud of toxins coupled with a sweet miles long oil slick visible from space. But I did order the treehugger for breakfast that one time, so my opinion is suspect.

Also, this marks the 200th post of nonsense.

7 comments:

FaceMeltingDesigns said...

that brown water is so pretty. it's like the ocean has been tie-dyed. sign me up for that one.

Jessica said...

It looks like lots of tasty, tasty coffee.

Toxic coffee. But you can't have it all.

Murphy said...

Tree-hugger breakfast hahahaha...

Lookin at all those pesky windmills makes me wanna go throw up in the sink.

Chris Horse said...

DRILL BABY DRILL!!!!!!!!!!

Al Goar said...

Are those windmills floating on the water?
Is this Al Gore photoslop shenanigans?

I like oil. Pushing vehicles blows and my asses don't like to be whipped. And they create additional methane and carbon dioxide just by living! Oh dear, what criminalz they are.

Just how is that fan going to attach to my vehicle to make it go? Will it just float above my vehicle? Or can I just get a hemp sail? Will that save the urth?

Why can't Al push my car or buy us all sails for our vehikles?

Ack Ack Ack said...

Wow! Al Goar! Great to hear from you. It is an honor to have you make first contact here on my blog. Please tell me how you managed to transmit all the way from planet "urth" to my lowly corner of the internet.

Is your whole planet filled asshats like you?

Chris Horse said...

Al Goar your dream beachfront awaits you in on the Gulf Coast. Enjoy bathing in your precious oil.