Friday, April 30, 2010

ONE OF THESE IS SLIGHTLY MORE DESIRABLE

I think I'd rather had a super irritating (oh noes!) 1/2 inch speck on the horizon ruin my fantastic richie rich "ocenanic vista", than a burning cloud of toxins coupled with a sweet miles long oil slick visible from space. But I did order the treehugger for breakfast that one time, so my opinion is suspect.

Also, this marks the 200th post of nonsense.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

THE MINDBENDING TERROR OF SKI LIFTS AND RICH KIDS

Douchebags go snowboarding. Get on ski lift when they probably shouldn't. Stuck. TERROR! WOLVES! COLD! STUPID! This is a movie. Someone compared it to JAWS. Even in the vaguest, cast off to the side reference, such an utterance is blasphemy. The only relationship I can see is that the film industry has jumped over a certain aquatic critter. I suggest they change the title from Frozen to Fail Lift. Any better ideas?

Monday, April 19, 2010

I LIKE SAAAAUSAAAGEEEEESSSSSSS!

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE? GO HERE!

Plus, one of the best KITH bits in their repertoire.

Friday, April 16, 2010

DAILY SHOW FOR THE 6000000% WIN. AGAIN.

Why won't FOXNews just go away?
Foxy truth.

It's fucking frightening the level of pure ignorance, division, fact distortion, "truthiness" and hate that this channel promotes as unbiased news.

The real world.

The Daily Show picked an easy piece of Foxy propaganda to make fun of - easy given that it's so ludicrous. That's the point I guess. But why is this junk being broadcast in the 1st place? They know full well how damaging and completely untrue such "news" is. Yet it persists, 24/7. One phone call. One. Or 5 minutes on the interwebs and the answer to this particular piece of insanity is laid bare. And I believe most Foxy Facts fall into this realm of willfully distributed faux truths.

I know this is nothing new. But it still amazes me on a day to day basis that it can actually exist and that some folks really believe this complete shit. It hurts my mind. Anyways, Stewart and friends made it a fun as they applied Fox's own corrosive logic onto itself.


Catch the full video (with awesome John Oliver cameo) here.

Friday, April 9, 2010

HEY LAAAADY.

Saw this box art for some gambling family fun board game from the 70's one day while I was pawing over old junk at the mega thrift store. Looks like it teaches kids about blackjack and shit. The box was about 3-4 foot square with a crazy photo of people going ape on the lid. It was intense. But not as intense and Mr. Lewis, whose signature endorses HIGH STAKES. I passed on it, but focused my camera on the moneyface.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

I HAVE A STEIN/BIERKRUG/HUMPEN/STEINGUT

It is rad and from the 40's or 50's. I think it's a fox in a green hat with a messenger bag that is feeding a bunch of little birds. Some people think it's a bear. But I think the critter completely lacks tough and beastly bear arms. They seem more foxy to me. Either way, it is rad. I also enjoy believing that the words around the bottom have something to do with Mordor.

Thursday, April 1, 2010