Tuesday, June 2, 2009

NO, TRANSFORMER COSPLAY IS NEVER NOT FUNNY

Deal with the double negative folks because the 4 images here multiply the double and transform (hahah ahha haa oh my god) it into a octuplet sized negative. A black hole of comedy if you will.

This stuff always brings the mirth to my brain. Well loved cardboard is fashioned by hopeless cases into some semblance (in their creator's eyes) of their most beloved toy robot cartoon character. Then they parade about in cardboard fail boxes and demand photos be taken at Cons in vain hopes that some hot chick is underneath that Arcee costume (it's a dude, dude). It's simply that "step too far".

Anyway, please continue to do what you do best Transformer Cosplay tards, because it is a wonderful service to humanity in that:

1: You provide thousands with amusement.
2: You promise an end to your particular genepool.

Yes, I'm judging these people because they dress up like stupid fucking toys.

11 comments:

rick smith said...

Whoa, that arcee art was sweet.

Cohen the Collector said...

Autobots, transform and start on fire!

Scot said...

is there a rule stating that these have to be midget versiosn of the toys. did you see the craptimus prime in the lower left picture? is that chris benoit dressed up in that ridiculous costume?

Ack Ack Ack said...

I guess that depends if his only offensive move is a front kick. Over and over again.

rick smith said...

I remember dressing up as the crappy cardboard box version of Optimus for Halloween one year. Even built the whole costume myself. But I think I was 5 years old or so, as opposed to 40 and using the cardboard box to hide my beer gut.

TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy said...

Those are hilarious. Oh fat nerds. You're the best. Don't ever stop being neck beards.

This one is a pretty awesome costume though that I'm sure you've seen a billionmillion times. But it's still rad. Asians.

http://blog.erdener.org/archives/images/20041102-transformer.jpg

TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy said...

http://blog.erdener.org/archives/images/
20041102-transformer.jpg

Shao Fe Combat Master said...

these pathetic creatures make me laugh. if Matrix were here, he'd laugh too

Wordo said...

The dude rocking the Vulcan salute takes the cake. I love the glasses and the fact that you can see the frickin' Home Depot box label through the red plastic. WINNER IS YOU!

Devo said...

Actually, that one Arcee at Botcon was a girl, you could tell by her voice.

Ack Ack Ack said...

What the fuck are you talking about Devo? The Arcee link went to a friggin' piece of art. No one said jack about Botcon. And the dude who was in this supposed Arcee costume of musty cardboard and sadness probably had to be castrated so as to be able to fit inside said cardboard saddo costume. Thus the voice confusion.