Tuesday, June 16, 2009

FURTHER FLORIDA DONG PROOF

If you travel to Florida's Capital, you'll find the lovely Capitol Building. It is shown here. How fitting that the most dongtastic state in the US is governed from an equally dong-like building which at one point was run by a complete and total dong.


This was brought o my attention via The Bugle, a wonderfully Britishy podcast you can find here or in iTunes. It features John Oliver in the US and Andy Zaltzman in the UK. I dunno, John Oliver can do no wrong in my eyes. He's got a crazy impish quality about him and is always Daily Show gold. His co-talker dude can spew the most amazing paragraphs of well thought out BS, which often seem for a mere moment like it may actually be true, but certainly isn't - that it hurts the brain. In conclusion, fuck Florida.

13 comments:

rick smith said...

Haha...the WANG state.

Chris Horse said...

"His co-talker dude can spew the most amazing paragraphs of well thought out BS, which often seem for a mere moment like it may actually be true, but certainly isn't"

Almost like it was written with me in mind.


PS: update more often, fucker.

saffrons12 said...

You know... your best buddies are still marooned on this peninsula. Not to mention your own brother. Have some mercy.

There is some cool stuff here other than dildo shaped sky rises. Like for instance, diving, barracuda, manatee, pythons, alligators, springs, killer spiders, killer ants, killer frogs, fan boats!and the not so elusive but always fascinating Florida red-neck. He is not indigenous, however, as we inherited him from Georgia.

Ack Ack Ack said...

No mercy. Burn that place to the ground. It doesn't even have freakin' hills.

rick smith said...

actually it does, oddly enough, have hills. especially where the wang joins america's crotch.

Ack Ack Ack said...

That's cheating though. The shitty state stole them all from LA and GA.

rick smith said...

hills: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Hills_of_Florida

Ack Ack Ack said...

10 Whole hills!

"Britton Hill is the lowest state highpoint in the United States."

Sink you fucker!

Jessica said...

I reckon the Floridian redneck is pretty indigenous.

rick smith said...

haha...never said it had BIG hills. they're there though. strange but true.

TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy said...

Which is worse, Florida or Nebraska?

That's the question I just can't come up with an answer to due to both of their suckage.

Shao Fe Combat Master said...

fuck all of you who hate florida. do you forget that it was the setting for one of the most amazing movies that starred fred ward?

yes, I speak of Miami Blues where alec baldwin dresses like a man named eggy, shoots a fat woman, breaks a hare chrishnas fingers, has his own fingers cut off and shoots Pedro in both kidneys.

rick smith said...

Oh Shao Fe...that still doesn't make Florida any better. Heh.