Tuesday, January 20, 2009

NAMOR IS A JERK

And that's why I like him. Because Tony Stark is an ass and Namor makes no bones about tellin' it like it is. And he can breath underwater, fly, and punch whales, and he hits on Sue Storm in front of Reed Richards, and can call forth titanic sea beasts with a horn, and once grew a beard.

From: New Avengers: Illuminati

(Hopefully I'll be inspired in the future to put up more panels from comics that make me laugh or whatever. There are many. They should be shared.)

15 comments:

Chris Horse said...

Notice he NEVER fucks with Thor.

And with good reason.


(Thor had a better beard).

rick smith said...

Actually Chris...I think it's because Thor is a gay alien who always wants to slip it to Namor, and Namor is smart enough not to want to get "hammered."

Chris Horse said...

You will be punished.

rick smith said...

Will you hammer me?

Thor said...

Boys, boys! There's enough of me to go around.

Cohen the Sun Hurler said...

Sentry would throw Go-Go into the sun but there's some things even the power of a million exploding suns can't lift.

rick smith said...

Wait a sec. You forget that I lifted Go-Go on my back and walked him down the hall...

rick smith said...

Does that make me a superhero?

Ack Ack Ack said...

Lifting fatty, who was slightly less fat back then, simply makes your current status as a cripple easier to understand.

Is Thor a gay alien? I thought that was Beta Ray Bill and Skuttlebutt.

Murphy said...

Thor is humbled by my haggard beard...Beta Ray Bill not so much.

Scot said...

namor is great because he is a hero with a receding hairline.

ty, old school foolkiller comics should give you a treasure chest full of fun comic panels

Cohen, now with Knife Attachments said...

Scot, I request a movie review. Rambo IV perhaps?

Scot said...

extremely verbose movie review of Rambo IV:

john blaze

Beezer said...

No one with ankle wings could be a jerk. Imperious Rex

Cohen the Biological Mystery said...

Scot: Your reviews continue to please me. Dylan is indeed the greatest rapper of all time - who spits hot fire, like Rambo IV.

Namor rules because he is a mutant freak of nature and he had to have blood transfusions to keep him "steady". Plus he summons things like this from the depths.