Monday, November 3, 2008

WWII NERD SHIT ALERT

Nerd alert! The shitty one-man mail order operation finally sent me my damn German dry transfers. For 8 bucks in shipping, you think they coulda gotten the three sheets of fucking paper across the USA in under three weeks. But well...yeah. So I spent the evening cursing my sausage-like fingers, lining up turret numbers, and rubbing Baltic Crosses on lil' vehicles. Looking now, I totally forgot to add the MG 42s onto the Hanomags. For scale purposes, the tiny dudes are glued onto pennies. Command Sdkfz 251/10 and Late War Panzergrenadier Platoon Command above.

Sdkfz 251/1 and Panzergrenadier Squad 1 with Panzerschreck above.

Sdkfz 251/1 and Panzergrenadier Squad 2.

Sdkfz 251/1 and Panzergrenadier Squad 3.

Hetzer Tank Destroyer and an Alt-WWII German Walking Tank type thing I bashed toghether from a Maschinen Krieger model and spare tank bits. I'd like to do a few more.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

The title of the post is not "¡Achtung Nerdenwannen!"? FAIL!

Murph, I fully expect some video game/actual German translation on this shizzness.

Chris Horse said...

Nerd!

-jealous.

L. Vetock said...

Does Jess know about your freakish nerdness?

Anonymous said...

Hey wait a minute...

I think you're pulling my leg there with that robot thing.

I know the Germans invented tons of stuff that we still use today, but I think you were wrong. That thing was clearly made by the Japs.

Duh

r said...

Well Laura...if she didn't know by now there's really something wrong. Ty's like The King of Nerds.

Ty...you need to weather those AFVs! Then the decals will sit back a bit and be that much more rad.

Nice work. Nerd King.

Anonymous said...

20mm British thirst for German blood. Nice Jun-mans! Bring up the PIAT!

Anonymous said...

more comments to follow (fear not Stu) however Cairo those are most crucial...I'm sitting at my desk singing right now:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLHasN9UXQ

Ack Ack Ack said...

That was like watching a menacing Lord of The Dance.

I'll get to weathering the decals Lobot. Jeeze...

r said...

You better!

Anonymous said...

Always a critique from that robot kid...

Your German nerd splendor caused me to shed a single tear for by boxed-away Canadians. Someday, eh!

Anonymous said...

Murph: Heh. Quint is dope in that flick. Still, it's no Zulu... or Shaolin Mantis!

Lobot: You should talk, waiting on those Ranger Class Starships for the gallery.

Speaking of nerdery, let's start getting a roll-call together for Gen Con 09 so I can start planning on reserving some rooms. E-mail me at the usual spot.

r said...

Ahem...Curren...if I OWNED a model of the Ranger class, I'd post it.

Ty knows I'm just jabbin' at him. He likes to weather shit. It pleases him greatly. Just you watch...he'll post a new pic or 2 in no time flat.

r said...

PS - Ty. I love you.

PPS - Nice photography by the way. New camera? Or just new lighting and backdrop?

Anonymous said...

"...if I OWNED a model of the Ranger class, I'd post it."

Yes Mr. Roboto, I know this. I know you're just funnin' the Eye-talian. Still this does not abate my desire to see a finely painted Ranger Class Starship in the gallery. Shall I have to purchase you one? Mayhap I should open the packaging too, so you don't have to bruise your delicate artist fingers? Hmmmmmm? **command line alpha - engage**

Anonymous said...

I'd like to request a key for your frequent commenters. For example:

Readwright=Aimee(Met at UD)

That type of thing.

Anonymous said...

Cohen=Hairy old Cohen (Bon vivant and former GW cog in the machine)

Fiend Without A Face said...

Stuart Spengler/Speller/Tom Araya=Stuart, former co-worker, former roommate, berater, jack of all trades, master of none, lead bass in Cokken, vokills and samples in Viking Funeral.

Anonymous said...

Murphy = Tron

Catcher of feelings, slayer of brown liqours, possesser of the hot hand, buyer of white babies and banana cognac, master of the clickity-clack, and european football fiend.

Fiend Without A Face said...

I almost forgot unrepentant face-folder.

There is no way Murphy=Tron, that is totally some Tron < Murphy as the power of Tron is infinite and beautiful.

Fiend Without A Face said...

Actually replace that < with a >... (stupid comment box telling me my html tag is broken, YOUR tag is broken)

Chris Horse said...

Chris Horse == loquacious Finocchiaro consort.

or == Joe Hawkins, king of the skins.

r said...

"Catcher of feelings, slayer of brown liqours, possesser of the hot hand, buyer of white babies and banana cognac, master of the clickity-clack, and european football fiend."

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS.

Anonymous said...

Stu, for your reading pleasure my comments in Germany:

Oh mein! Sie sind alle Schmiere, besonders das Supernaziroboter deathmachine. Nicht mit Cohen' verwechselt werden; s-Nazitodesraubmaschine.

That is all for now...stay tuned for our next scheduled broadcast at 3am.

Fiend Without A Face said...

Deathmachine? German rules.

L. Vetock said...

Beezer = ty's favorite family living abroad

Anonymous said...

you got Stu...it should really be:

Todesmaschine

Anonymous said...

Ty=Ty.

Just the other ty, from Chicago.

I met my doppleganger at a Gamesday years ago when I worked for gw.

Lovers ever since.

Ack Ack Ack said...

I leave the internetz unattended for a 24 hour cycle and all heckola breaks loose.

I'm surprised half these goons replied to your request, former Ms. Mackitintherear.

And Ty should start using Chi-Ty or Blondie. I'm beginning to get confused as well!

Anonymous said...

How about you call yourself red hat instead!

I am no blondie.

No we fight to the death to settle this.