SPENGY'S MET HIS MATCH. OR MAYBE HE SHOULD MOVE TO SAN FRANCISCO AND LEARN AT THE HANDS OF THE TRUE MASTER.
Everyone's favorite face-folder and balancer of objects has met his new lord. So you can balance a bunch of D6s and a spoon on top of JP's slumbering form? So what Stu. This dude has a pact with the devil or something. These rock balancing images are "off the chain" as the kids say. The GUI for his web page is even revolutionary, I mean "Home Page" is soooooo 1992. "First Page" is where it's at mofo.
You're 8, you've only got 30 cents (in pennies and a nickel) for the ice cream man. So when you ask for the fakie lolipop up on the shelf behind him (cost: $.20) as a distraction, what do you steal from the cooler up front?
If you were in chanrge of the NFL and were a crazyperson, which item would you force everyone to play football with?
Should he have the chicken salad sandwich or the salisbury steak?