I had just finished lathering my hair when the soap slipped from my grasp. I'd been holding-it too tightly -- A sign of my tension while trying to figure-out the extra overhead shower nozzle that wouldn't work no matter what position I turned its command leever.
After a few moments of slapping-about in the few inches of water I'd let back-up at the bottom of the shower -- It makes me feel like I'm at a water park -- I returned to the upright position, whereupon a man in a red uniform massaged my lathered hair and asked me why I kept trying to beam-up.
The image of a winking, rainbow-wigged clown in the shower stall reflection of the mirror over the sink would have really tied this composition together.
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"All's well that head's well"
- Billy D. Shakespeare,
CEO, Shakespeare Shower Co.
I had just finished lathering my hair when the soap slipped from my grasp. I'd been holding-it too tightly -- A sign of my tension while trying to figure-out the extra overhead shower nozzle that wouldn't work no matter what position I turned its command leever.
After a few moments of slapping-about in the few inches of water I'd let back-up at the bottom of the shower -- It makes me feel like I'm at a water park -- I returned to the upright position, whereupon a man in a red uniform massaged my lathered hair and asked me why I kept trying to beam-up.
Mondieux! Another hotel Americain where I muzt perform handstandz to use ze bidet!!
Chim Chim, here! I will perform handstand. You will wash ze undercarriage.
Hoo hoo hoo hAACK ACK ACKKK!!
The image of a winking, rainbow-wigged clown in the shower stall reflection of the mirror over the sink would have really tied this composition together.
Question is, who are you showering with and how tall is he?
It is so you can get rid of the shame twice as fast.
EFFICIENCY!
Hold a taco up to The Shower God and he will bless you with Fier Caulk. Did I spell 'caulk' right?
The rainbow wigged clown suggestion has really messed with my cleaning and sleeping habits.
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