Monday, April 11, 2011

FAMICLONE DEATHZONE

Ma' fuckin' Super Megason yo. Personal fight and laser blatin' "New" gun guaranteed!

I've been looking at various famiclone systems online. What's that you ask? Basically the guts of a Nintendo or Sega or whatever are slapped onto a chip then jammed into the nearest oddly shaped piece of plastic fail you have lying around. It's then sold for 10 dollars, renamed some berzerk shit using as many "supers" as possible, and plastered with barely related imagery to catch your eye. You know, the weird more than likely foreign based super systems loaded with 70 games that you see at crazy flea markets and dollar stores. Some of them are straight up amazing. Here's but a few to gander upon. Check a full list of known clones here if you're so inclined. Waste some time and dig up some gems.

Oh yes, obviously this is the one I really want.
Check the shape and 4 button hotness controller.


You'll find a definite footie theme going on with some of these.
But this one is going to far.


Gold Leopard King comes with melty controllers and Laser Tag approved gun.

Hey, Simba's Strider sounds like Spider. Spider...hmmm...Spiderman! PRINT IT!

Mortal soccer in space above the deadly holo-planet. Note: Super action set is good, not great.

5 comments:

Murphy said...

Several of these obviously tickle my fancy...

Ack Ack Ack said...

I'd be lying if I said I don't try and include some footie for Murfff every now and again. Here it was but a happy marriage of things we enjoy.

Fiend Without A Face said...

Super Megason-Your boner will propel you through goddamn space, son! What does Neil Armstrong know about some Mario Brothers? Damn, fool...

Goat said...

I want a Gold Leopard King set ASAP!

Ack Ack Ack said...

I shall scour the flea markets for this Gold King you speak of.