I can only really, really, really hope that this website and the service it proposes to guarantee is a joke. Which is definitely quite likely given the "About Us" page. And if so, I wish it well. If not, well, I wish it well. Hooray for the ease of Paypal! Unfortunately, the Rapture Survival Guide is out of stock.And in honor of such a ridiculous service, I'm stuffing Kevin Costner - from his super dope role which put the postman in The Postman - into artist renditions of the Rapture.
I'll take Blondie's version of Rapture please.
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There is a similar site where atheists will take care of your pets after the rapture. It is a serious biz that is making money (you pay up front).
I am left with this thought, Evangelical Christians that believe in the Rapture are fucking stupid.
And some of these Fucking Stupids are political leaders in this country creating policy with the Rapture in mind.
Fuck!
Maybe I should start Rapture Flix? Costner should be available.
How about post-rapture atheist baby sitters, for those bad apples in your brood?
Will Costner deliver mail on saturdays post rapture?
There will only be one day post-rapture. Let's say, Tuesday.
Costner will never stop.
Can't I just make a Will? Lawyers aren't going to heaven either.
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