Monday, March 1, 2010

"I DELIVER...THE MAIL" or COSTNER BETTER HURRY THE HELL UP WITH MY NETFLIX, RAPTURE OR NO RAPTURE.

I can only really, really, really hope that this website and the service it proposes to guarantee is a joke. Which is definitely quite likely given the "About Us" page. And if so, I wish it well. If not, well, I wish it well. Hooray for the ease of Paypal! Unfortunately, the Rapture Survival Guide is out of stock.

And in honor of such a ridiculous service, I'm stuffing Kevin Costner - from his super dope role which put the postman in The Postman - into artist renditions of the Rapture.
I'll take Blondie's version of Rapture please.

6 comments:

Chris Horse said...

There is a similar site where atheists will take care of your pets after the rapture. It is a serious biz that is making money (you pay up front).

I am left with this thought, Evangelical Christians that believe in the Rapture are fucking stupid.

And some of these Fucking Stupids are political leaders in this country creating policy with the Rapture in mind.

Fuck!

Ack Ack Ack said...

Maybe I should start Rapture Flix? Costner should be available.

Jessica said...

How about post-rapture atheist baby sitters, for those bad apples in your brood?

Murphy said...

Will Costner deliver mail on saturdays post rapture?

Ack Ack Ack said...

There will only be one day post-rapture. Let's say, Tuesday.

Costner will never stop.

Dave said...

Can't I just make a Will? Lawyers aren't going to heaven either.