I started the day looking at tank videos. Then I found some insaneo tank called a Ripsaw that was built by dudes in their backyard and it goes stupid fast. Then I found piles of kooks and their own personal goof tanks to tool around in. This guy won the goof tank prize. With some random commenter providing the double win as he typed "take that staggered-spaced cinder blocks!!!!!" and the final win has to be in the form the worst song I've heard in a long whiles. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! So much bad faux tough guy metal, so little time to attach it to YouTube videos of you and your buds falling off of roofs or eating glass for fun.
But, it turns out the muscled up dude in a goof tank of total non-awesomery (in the future there are only cinder block obstacles!) was a mere distraction for the ultimate prize. Looking at king yardtank's other video uploads, there was some beverage science crap. I click and zing, a most amazing invention that all of America, neigh, the world needs installed in its people's dwellings. Middle East peace has been just a brewski away this whole time. And the acting, choice. Mom Jeans too. Oh internet.
Posts
6 comments:
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!!
It's good to know that the large segment of the American population that cites walking to the fridge for beer as a primary form of exercise no longer has to bother.
BOOYA!
If I could sew together my tears of joy for the future, a salty quilt of moistness would comfort us all. That ATV-video needed an unexplained cutscene of Van Damme avoiding a taser by doing the splits on a kitchen counter. As for the bonus video...I'm glad someone executed that idea. Though, the future of 'cat's having tails' looks grim. I'm surprised they didn't mod the train car to shoot sparks out the back.
I love the blast of bubbles released when the trolley (that is train that I used to have when I was a child in the 70's) blasts through the fish tank. I wonder how many Rainbow Gouramis and Neon Tetras hit the floor or get stuck and slowly incinerated on the 200W lights on the roof of the tank on a daily basis. To think that someone modded their entire house so that Mr. Rogers' Make-Believe trolley can bring them a Milwaukee's Beast. Awesome.
"See my other YouTube vidoes, keyword: jackglutes."
hahahhaha
i like redneck humor.
Post a Comment