I started the day looking at tank videos. Then I found some insaneo tank called a Ripsaw that was built by dudes in their backyard and it goes stupid fast. Then I found piles of kooks and their own personal goof tanks to tool around in. This guy won the goof tank prize. With some random commenter providing the double win as he typed "take that staggered-spaced cinder blocks!!!!!" and the final win has to be in the form the worst song I've heard in a long whiles. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! So much bad faux tough guy metal, so little time to attach it to YouTube videos of you and your buds falling off of roofs or eating glass for fun.
But, it turns out the muscled up dude in a goof tank of total non-awesomery (in the future there are only cinder block obstacles!) was a mere distraction for the ultimate prize. Looking at king yardtank's other video uploads, there was some beverage science crap. I click and zing, a most amazing invention that all of America, neigh, the world needs installed in its people's dwellings. Middle East peace has been just a brewski away this whole time. And the acting, choice. Mom Jeans too. Oh internet.