GENERAL GENCON IMAGE REPORT

Writing is hard. So, pictures, do your magic. Here's a small pile of images taken over the nerd week along with some text that no one will care about, but I feel compelled to post.

The legendary drinky guy attempted to re-create the previous year's feat of taking a full glass of booze with him out the bar door in his pocket, this time with just as awesome results. Awesomer though, when you consider the strategic placement of the fluids this time around. Earlier drinky guy threw and entire glass tumbler into a trash can (thus shattering it) instead of placing it back on the bar counter. Unfortunately he didn't utter his catch phrase "This sucks." while doing so. He instead saved the catch phrase for each of his delicious Wendy's salads.

The ever curious robot boy met up with Dany Divito in an unlikely encounter at the Italian restaurant. We didn't have the heart to tell him that it was a cardboard cut out. It was cute.

In his continuing search for human feelings and bolstered by his encounter with cardboard Divito, robot boy later tested out some Japanese boyband dude nipples. Again, he used his "pose with inanimate objects" stance and expression.

After a tough day, The Devil read up on the local boot fetish scene in Indianapolis and hunted the personal ads for a viable kidney donor/victim. Meanwhile Grandpa Munster took a brief nap on the giant ottoman in the lobby and displayed his junkmound in a attempt to ward off potential conversation with strangers and disciplinary action from cagey hotel managers.

Lastly, gaze upon the mighty barefooted amazitude that was our shit DM's bare fucking feet. Not only did the dude use fridge magnets to represent the monsters in the encounter, make up rules left and right, constantly ask if 27 hits out Will Defense (yes), curse at our character choices, belittle out character's stats, and run the adventure in the best non descript way possible (a guy jumps out of the water and attacks!) - he also ran the whole thing without fucking shoes on.