I'm just sayin', if I were a barbarian warrior woman trying to barbarian make it in a barbarian harsh barbarian world...The 1st thing I'd do is kill a barbarian bear and make a damn barbarian jacket for my enormous barbarian knockers. This miniature company doesn't believe in upper-torso wear at all.
Or in removing the 2,500 extraneous paragraph tags at the bottom of their single mega-scroll-page website design.
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I love that practicality never is a factor. AVP was this way. The chick is wearing only a wet, white, skimpy T-shirt battling Mega Momma Alien at night, outside, in Antarctica?! Dead.
I want someone to make half naked chick minis where some of em at least have normal sized breasts for christ's sake, not everyone could have implants back then...could they???
It's how they destroy their male enemies...
Hurrah for site maintenance and cleaning up your shit!
Running around the tundra (or wherever) like that for any length of time will render their need for tops moot, because they will be able to tuck their long saggy boobies into their warm fur britches a'for long.
I think it's a tactic of the barbarian women. You know, like cats? Cats have those white hairless patches above their eyes as to fool potential predators that they are awake all the time!
Perhaps before they are allowed to become barbarian warriors they have to give birth, and as such they are all lactating and engorged.
This pain and constant reminder of their hungry, screaming babies at home, stuck in the uncaring clutches of old crones past their war-time prime, drive the barbarian women into bloodthirsty frenzies upon the battlefield.
Periodically, they take battle breaks and refresh one another from their milky fonts.
And then the oral sex before the slaughter begins anew.
Fan fic to come!
Oh shit son! Gives a whole new meaning to the term "blister pack," if you know what I mean.
Who is "anonymous"! Type a fake name in! It's more fun that way!
I'm more upset by those paragraph tags than by the disproportionate "miniature" breasts, and I don't know if that's good or bad.
Can you tell Go-Gos got a lactating wife at home? I'm surprised those models can stand up. You'd think that they would fall forward from all that breastage.
The question remains...is Go-Go refreshing himself at his own milky fonts?
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