So yeah. I'm in the garden for like an hour ripping out dead Zucchini and such (curse you
Borer Beetle) and I'm itchy and I know there's mosquiotes and all, but damn. After I took my shower, my body was a roadmap of
bloodsuckery. I looked like a damn leper. And I was itchy for hours.
These
bastard mosquitoes are some sorta critter from Asia that got here in friggin'
used tires. Great. They're evil. And persistent. I go out back to check into my
Kabocha for like 2 minutes, and I'm bitten all to shit. Another time, I go back to rinse something off with the hose and they
follow me into the car so they can drain my precious blood while I drive. Maybe it's all the garlic I eat. Anyways, enjoy the photos documenting my pain. More to come, because mainly, I'm a danger to myself..
I've been haunting military surplus stores online for a few days now in search of various items. Whilst I've found some amazing, often frightening things - this image from a UK surplus shop (thus the use of "trousers") is the winner. It beat out the Yeti costume, mosquito man, head in a bag, and Yeti boat accessory. Just what the hell is going on with those trousers?
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