DEATH IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES or FIRE CORPSEY TROPEDOES

When you gotta go, go out like Spock did the 1st time. In a decommissioned photon torpedo. Or if you're not into the whole "irradiated dead body fired into space only to resurrected via the Genesis project and forced through creepy accelerated puberty while Christopher Lloyd hunts you down" thing, save them precious post cremation dust motes forever in a sweet Trek themed urn. No joke. I'd save up, but the price is TBD. Luckily, the cat urns are all set to ship. Go get 'em "Fluffy".

However, if you're low on cash or the kwatloo conversion sucks this week, you can simply opt to go out in a fucking cardboard box. The Green solution! (versus being buried in no box at all.) Styled as inappropriately as you wish. A bottle of wine? A hot licks guitar? Your favorite country? Some dolphins? Classy.

PUNK, LIKE JOHN MCCAIN, IS DEAD

What's more punx than a Hot Topic gift certificate and a faux-hawk? Being pals with Johnny Ramone's wife and lumping the words punk rock and conservative into the same sentence. Here's a sweet deep link to the exact spot of the offense committed by Meghan McCain within a YouTube video. (thanks for the code tip fatty boom batty!)

>>>>> AWESOME-VISION <<<<<

Nice try. I wish Johnny Ramone could come back to life and zombify lil' miss McCain. Hold on. Doesn't this basically mean that John McCain is an Anarchist by association? WIN! Thank you Fox and Friends. You once again do not fail to amuse. (Seriously, I watch it every morning in my Charlie Pants because it's an easy way to start the day with a smile)

Also, if you want to delve into something dark and dreary, check out the blog mentioned at the end of the video. Here's a special spot to a video entitled "Girl Power: The Video" on the blog where good ol' Piper pipes in with some more kiddie cuteness using her adowrable widdle vampire fang teef.

>>>>> I FELL AND BROKE MY TOOFS <<<<<