Friday, February 11, 2011

THE INTIMIDATOR OF ANNE FRANK or IF ONLY SHE HAD A NUMBER 3 CAR TO ESCAPE THOSE PESKY NAZIS

A few weeks back, three things happened at the supermarket.

1: I was in a supermarket and I hate being in them.
2: Some pizza junkie emulating Stu Spengy's diet jumped the line in front of me.
3: I saw a Time Life cover that seemed a bit off.

Can you spot the poor photo placements/choices and crummy barcode location? I guess I'd like to have been in the room during the selection of said important people while the Indy 500 was on.

7 comments:

Murphy said...

I find the recent size change of Mama Celeste pizzas to be quite full of suck.

Ack Ack Ack said...

The original big box style of Mama Moleste were way awesome and pretty much cost the same as these mini boxes of ass.

But now she seems hell bent on this microwave thing. Microwave pizza? Really? I know it's shitty pizza to begin with, but to further shitty it up with a microwave? Why Mama M? Why?

During the flophouse days, the stacks of discarded Red Baron, Tony's (Spengy) and Stouffer's French Bread Pizzas (Shuffler) were a sight to behold. Nearly as high as the towers of oil can Asahi and almost as long as the trail of ants leading out the kitchen window.

Chris Horse said...

WHAT'S ON YOUR TOMBSTONE?

The only real frozen pizza worth its salt, bitches.

Beezer said...

We agree with Go-Go. But you gotta go with Celeste when they are 10 for $10, dammit.

Who's the person under the barcode? And who is the singer. Couldn't see to even guess.

Rick Smith said...

I do believe it's Amelia Earhart. She was barcoded over a Nascar driver. Interesting world we live in.

Fiend Without A Face said...

That bottom line is pretty sick: Anne Frank, Dale Earnhart, Bruce Lee(?(!)), Amelia Earhart. It would have been awesome to have someone still alive on the cover, just to mess with people.

Anonymous said...

They could have gone for the superstitious impulse buyers with a box that said "You?"

Also, Michael Jackson has angel wings...or at least a loose billowing white shirt that hides his angel wings. Either way, he's also getting a hummer...or is administering one to the invisible man.