DID YOU KNOW? / WUSSTEN SIE SCHON?

Achtung bathenzihaus! ( I made that word shit up, see, German is easy!) This neato ad comes from my super blonde German contact buried deep in ze Fatherland. Yeah, I guess it's a big issue being seperated from your pets during sexy German bathtimez. So, when you bathe and absolutely have to keep an eye on your massive chinchillas Dieterzon and Wundernice, German efficiency is there for ya. Bathe with a clear conscious knowing that Dieterzon and Wundernice are watching your every nude move as you laze about in your bathtub for giants.

This is what happens when you lose a war folks. We'd best get used to the idea of furry critters watching us floss, take baths, hot showers and drop dueces.

GETTING BACK INTO IT. LET'S BEGIN WITH: THE CHILD CARE DEN. A SAFE PLACE FOR KIDS.

So, this place caught my eye because of the goofy font whilst I was rolling phat down Georgia Ave one day on my Scootypuff Junior. Then the font became words in my brain and here we are.

Question #1: OK, so you decided to call your daycare a "Den". Good job. Most things that live or frequent dens - in my mind - tend to be Dragons, Hippogriffs, and Jersey Devils. Here's some fun definitions for "Den".

1. The shelter or retreat of a wild animal; a lair.

2. A cave or hollow used as a refuge or hiding place.

3. A hidden or squalid dwelling place: a den of thieves.

4. A secluded room for study or relaxation.

5. A unit of about eight to ten Cub Scouts.

Question #2: Quickie Becky? For reals? I guess question #2 answers question #1, but lays bare the reality that someone approved Quickie Becky's Child Care Den.

I'm spent.