Wednesday, October 28, 2009


Achtung bathenzihaus! ( I made that word shit up, see, German is easy!) This neato ad comes from my super blonde German contact buried deep in ze Fatherland. Yeah, I guess it's a big issue being seperated from your pets during sexy German bathtimez. So, when you bathe and absolutely have to keep an eye on your massive chinchillas Dieterzon and Wundernice, German efficiency is there for ya. Bathe with a clear conscious knowing that Dieterzon and Wundernice are watching your every nude move as you laze about in your bathtub for giants.

This is what happens when you lose a war folks. We'd best get used to the idea of furry critters watching us floss, take baths, hot showers and drop dueces.


Chris Horse said...

Germans get me all hot and bothered.

Also: My texture is the best fur, of chinchilla.

Chris Horse said...

Screw that, I'll raise you further german wierdness.

Fiend Without A Face said...

Kinda makes you wonder what sorts of finely engineered bizarreness they would have come up with if we woulda nuked them too? After all, Japan arguably leads the world in weird shit.

Ack Ack Ack said...

Your fur is of the most soulless texture - ginger!

It's fur only David Lynch could love.

Chris Horse said...

And what a bizarre, fish-filled-perculator, log lady love that would be.


JakeLandis said...

I would totally get that for amelia... she does need a dust bath, but I am sure that I have already mentally tortured her enough with the horrible things she has witnessed from the corner of my room.

Kenneth Moore said...

Badehaus! It's right on the advert. :-|

I'll teach you German yet!

Chris Horse... Can't deny it the weirdness of the graves. They're way too into the mo/fauxhawks over there.

I want to see the Mullet Grave. Maybe I want to be buried under it?