Friday, May 22, 2009

SNAKEBITED PART TOO

Even more horrible this time around! The sad thing is, that when your do a Google image search for "Snakebites" (Moderate Safe Search On), like I did yesterday, instead of horrific pus filled wounds - you're mostly greeted by another horror. Legions of woman-boys in MCR T-shirts preening for fucking Facebook photos. Snakebites are a goofy type of piercing. Though there were a few Snakebite Ork models mixed in there with the Emo-tards, 70% of the images came up with some form of androgynous nightmare. Enjoy the horror I've collected! All I can think of is the part in Mr. Holland's Opus when he sings BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BOOOOOOOOOY. In fact, play the link above in a tabbed window while you look at the images for maximum effect.

28 comments:

rick smith said...

Too emo for his own good. You totally raided dudes Myspace pics.

I've seen snakebites done well. This isn't one of 'em. I think it's the over-the-top-emo-glam-shots that ruin it.

Girls look a lot better with them.

Murphy said...

those pics = birth control

rick smith said...

I came back to this...to try to figure out why I was skeeved out. Dudes with face piercings don't usually have that affect on me. I'm pretty laid back and don't get unnerved by body mods and the like.

It was the latex glove.

rick smith said...

PS - Jesus kids just showed up at our door. Argo gave them what for. Argo ain't the religious type.

PPS - They had Jesus pocket protectors. I kinda wanted one and almost asked if I could have one, but Argo vehemently said no.

Chris Horse said...

Up the lane, not across the road emo kidsssssssss!


My husky often gets mistaken for a wolf, and they hop back in their car and drive away.

Though I used to love debating the bible thumpers on the corners in Towson. They never expected a 'kid' to be thoroughly educated in the bible and science at the same time.

FRY THEIR MINDS I WOULD

with logic and reason.

Ack Ack Ack said...

GoGo, the only thing you fry is chicken.

Ricky, go back and get me one of them pocket protectors. Please?

Murphy said...

I use to do much the same at the ol UofMD Go-go. Going to bible school for 18 years and majoring in ancient history gives one quite a prospective. Ahhh good timez...

rick smith said...

Ty, if they come back I'll just let Argo eat them. I'm sure he won't be interested in the protectors. One for me and one for you!

TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy said...

Were most of those pictures of the same dude? Cause they sure as fuck all look the same.

I'm not sure if you guys have those idiots running around your shanty towns, but they are all over the place in and around Chicago. Most horrible shit ever. Even worse when those girlie men somehow manage to score hot pieces of ass. I don't get it.

Hulk smash.

rick smith said...

Emo kids attract emo kids like rare earth magnets. That how those guys get the hot emo chicks.

Same things goes for goth kids back in they day (read: when I went to high school).

Familiarity sticks together, ya know?

Emo is a worldwide thing. I've seen emo kid photos from Toyko. I forget the japanese phrase for it though.

Emo is what happens when Goth and Hardcore/Screamcore/Sadcore get together and make babies.

rick smith said...

I've done my research. My niece is also pretty emo as well...

Ack Ack Ack said...

I've done reasearch too.

It's gaytarded is what it is.

A hollower, more meaningless, space filling scene? I find it difficult to dredge up one more vapid.

Dude: "What's your scene about?"

Emo dudet: "Hair and make up and stuff and looking like everyone else."

Dude: "Awesome!"

Emo dudet: "Whatever."

I'd rather hang out with the Jesus kids who came to your door.

rick smith said...

Hahahaha

Chris Horse said...

Ty,

YOU JUST DESCRIBED THE WHOLE PUNK MOVEMENT.

That is all.

Horse.

PS: Oi! Oi!
PPS: This is why punk is dead.

rick smith said...

Yeah, every "movement" is "gay" to somebody.

Ack Ack Ack said...

I'm not gonna get baited into that one you fat bastard.

But, Emo and it's dumb kids never stood for anything to begin with. At least Punk began as something and continues in some form to do stuff for people and communities.

Ack Ack Ack said...

P.S. GoGo, you are gay.

Jessica said...

It sucks watching movements die because people that have no idea what they mean attempt to emulate them.

I guess that's why I like the episode of South Park where the goth kids burn the Hot Topic to the ground.

TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy said...

balls.

Chris Horse said...

Oh come on! Punk had about as much to do with helping people and communities as skinheads were prone to giving out flowers at football matches.

Maybe in the late '80's as straight-edge culture began bleeding into what we now call peace punk...

But we all know in the '70s they were just the skinny runts that couldn't hack it as a proper boot boy!

Chris Horse said...

and as such wore torn fish nets, make-up, and painted their nails.

Now what current sub culture does that sound like...

"The Devil" said...

I think all your movements are GAYTARDED!!! The only movement I think about is when I'm on the turlet! AND YOU PUNK KIDS STAY OFF MY LAWN!!! Don't make me get out my electric push mower!

Ack Ack Ack said...

Fatty killed punk. Good job.

I'm going to dye my hair black now, get me some snakebites, burn all my hardcore records, and practice my "candy" photography so I can make money off of on your future emo/goth lesbian daughters.

See what you went a did?

Whitewang63 said...

I cannot believe I read all of these comments. It makes me want to cry and cut my wrists and then cry and cut my wrists again because that is what people believe emo is.

TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy said...

You're emo.

Chris Horse said...

Ty,

Almost everyday confirms your suspicions about my daughters.

Even Cari agrees.

Shao Fe Combat Master said...

emo is not gay. gay people typically have some shred of self respect. these friggin clowns do not. emo is garbage, pure and simple. if the country ever goes tits up, they will be the first to get cannibalized. and they will be in touch with their emotions as it happens.

kate said...

Fuck...it's posts like these that will give me horrific nightmares that I'll suffer from for weeks set to the soundtrack of Mr. Holland's Opus and oh, hell.

Festering pus-filled wounds are so much more desirable.