!!! LETTER$ FROM $ANTA !!!

Despite the Snuggie campaign reaching a fever pitch in my junkmail zone, there's still plenty of other crap that makes its way in there. Here's today's big money grab. Generic fill in the blank pieces of paper!

Bah Humbug. (the Dickens meaning)

ONLY TEN BUCKS A THROW!
AUTHENTIC NORTH POLE STAMP!
(Up to Dec 9th. Still charges you though. Small print central.)
GENERIC SHIT!
WIN FOR THE KIDZ!
30 BUCKS GETS YOU...
AN EXTRA PIECE OF PAPER!