A THIN CRUST APPLE II PIZZA PLEASE - TO GO

With extra Oregon Trail.

THE INTIMIDATOR OF ANNE FRANK or IF ONLY SHE HAD A NUMBER 3 CAR TO ESCAPE THOSE PESKY NAZIS

A few weeks back, three things happened at the supermarket.

1: I was in a supermarket and I hate being in them.
2: Some pizza junkie emulating Stu Spengy's diet jumped the line in front of me.
3: I saw a Time Life cover that seemed a bit off.

Can you spot the poor photo placements/choices and crummy barcode location? I guess I'd like to have been in the room during the selection of said important people while the Indy 500 was on.

I DUNNO UNCLE TONY, MAYBE THIS WILL HURT OUR PIZZA BUSINESS. HOW ABOUT WE RETHINK THE WHOLE FELT STAR THING HUH?

Best pizza in all the camps!

I guess it's harmless.
I just think that maybe the choice for a 6 pointed star award to reflect
all those years of service weren't thought out none so good.
But, I'm just one guy.

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