Vegas is loud and obnoxious and dumb. Being stuck here an extra pair of days alone is only cementing my dislike for this hole. Staring at a fake Statue of Liberty isn't helping. Or the pool closing at 5. Or the inability to find edible food for under 30 bucks. Ugh. I'll admit some affinity for the downtown old Vegas stuff, with the crazy lights and stuff. But the strip is just, yeech. So, here's just a few snapshots of the reasons why this place sucks so badly.
I dunno, sure.
Sluts love them some Eiffel Tower shaped drinks. Comes in three flavors!
Hunter S Thompson wouldn't need drugs to freak out nowadays.Shit like this is everywhere.
Bang trucks are everywhere.
Crummy Transformers.
Nightmare clowns with balloons.
MJ and Robot MJ.
Topiary shaped like motorcycles.
Yup.
For after a hard day of slots tournaments.
Rug horror after horror. The tacky design levels are set to kill.
More yuck.
This entire sign is offensive.
Fuck.
Getting dizzy now.
Maniacal slots? Check.
Vampires? Yeah.
I slipped into another dimension for a moment here.
Spelling?
I love gold.
320,000 credits of Romance.
Cherries with pants.
You can't keeps cats out of anything. Same goes for glitter.
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